Tillie - Maude - Gertrude
These
Three old ladies and their dogs
Were
Sitting on a park bench
Having
A quiet conversation
When
A flasher approached from across the park.
The
Flasher came up to the ladies,
Stood
Right in front of them
And
Opened his trench coat.
Gertrude
Immediately had a stroke.
Then
Maude also had a stroke.
But
Tillie, being older and more feeble,
Couldn't
Reach that far.
