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Offline birdseye

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« on: January 03, 2011, 15:27:40 PM »
Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, living in Devon, are all excited about their decision to get married.    They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.

Jack addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jack: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."

Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do..."

Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

 

Jack:    
"Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."




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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2011, 13:44:55 PM »
Have you got the address of this shop, Birdseye??
Gordy.  :o 8):D

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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2011, 19:11:46 PM »
Yes but i am keeping it secret for my wedding day  :o:D
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Originally posted by GordonA

Have you got the address of this shop, Birdseye??
Gordy.  :o 8):D





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