> A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to
> the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
> unusual pet.
>
> After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede,
> (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to
> use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good spot for the
> box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to
> church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to
> go
> to church with me today? We will have a good time."
>
> But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but
> he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to
> church with me and receive blessings?"
>
> But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
> few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
> The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
>
> This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,
> "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about
> God?"
>
> ....
>
>
>
> YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ....
>
>
>
>
>
> This time, a little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time
> >
> I'm putting my shoes on!"
