A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in
front of a broken down shanty-style house which read, "Talking Dog For Sale"
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the
backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever
sitting there.
"You talk?", he asks the dog.
"Yep", the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So,
what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no
time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at
the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now
I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."
