A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about whichplace had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a treethat no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted hischallenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. TheHawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to pecka tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiianwoodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge.After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked thetree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californianwoodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpeckerwas able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peckthe tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion -your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
