hearing voices.

[mary62]

I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices. He told me I dont have a psychiatrist.

Me coat is on and I'm half way out the door  

[KKOB]

It's not the voices in my head that are driving me mad. It's the ones outside that are doing it.

[gillian handbury]

Mary62....Name the most common owl.....

[mary62]

Mary62....Name the most common owl.....

Dunno the answer only know 'OWLERS'   

[kevin3]

  Mary doesn't give two hoot's really.     

[mary62]

The most common owl in the world is a TeaTOWL......I Thank You

2 owls were sitting on a perch and one says 'can you smell fish?'

2 owls were playing pool and one says '2 hits'. The other owl asked '2 hits to who'

Why do owls never go courting in the rain?......
Because it's too wet to woo

[Scunner]

I saw an owl and it seemed to have great pain when bending one of it's legs.

I think it was a torn knee owl.

[gillian handbury]

Keep um coming!!! Having a laugh whilst soaking up the sun on Calis Beach....lurverly .....

[Menthol]

Were you owl by yourself, Gillian?

[gillian handbury]

Hi Menthol.....No.........OH is keeping his Eagle eye on me......