A pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her
"Stammerers' Action Group".
She had tried every technique in the book without success. Nobody was
improving.
In desperation she said"If any of you can tell me, without a stutter,
the name of the town in which you were born, I'll have passionate sex with
you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So who wants to go first?"
The Englishman piped up "B-b-b-b-birmingham"
"That's no use Jeff" said the therapist.
The Scot raaised his handand blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-aisley"
"Unfortunately, Hamish that is no better, so there will be no sex for
you" she said.
"How about you Paddy?". The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually
blurted out...."London".
"Brilliant Paddy!" said the speech therapist and immediately set about
living up to her promise.
It was sight to see. After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the
couple paused for breath and Paddy said "d-d-d-d-d-d-erry"
