There was a priest in a church, listening to people's confessions. One day, a boy came up to him.
"Father, forgive me, for I have sinned," the boy said.
"Okay, what is your confession?" the priest asked.
"I threw peanuts down the drain"
The priest was very confused, nevetherless, he forgave the boy of his sins, and the boy went off.
After the boy, a girl came up to the the priest.
"Father, forgive me, for I have sinned," she said.
"Okay, whats your confession?" the priest asked.
"I threw peanuts down the drain."
Again, the priest was very confused, but he forgave the girl and the girl went off, happy.
This "throwing of peanuts" confession went on for the entire day, until a boy, bruised and beaten, showed up.
"Let me guess, you threw peanuts down the drain," the priest said.
The response was, "Father, I am Peanuts."
