Orders a salad and just after paying his bill whips out a Gloc and shoots one of the other bar patrons. The bartender asks what the hell his problem is and the panda says "I'm a panda look me up in the dictionary" then grabs his coat and walks out the door.
The bartender not knowing what else to do looks up "panda" in the dictionary it reads
pan·da
ˈpandə/
noun
a large endangered bearlike mammal with characteristic black and white markings, native to certain mountain forests of central and western China. Eats shoots and leaves.
