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Introduce Yourself => New Member Introductions => Topic started by: The Gimp Master on May 12, 2014, 06:27:25 AM

Title: new member intro
Post by: The Gimp Master on May 12, 2014, 06:27:25 AM

Greetings fellow citizens of Planet Earth. I have lived in Fethiye for 11 years of 38 on this planet. As you may now be thinking ( Is this person not of this earth ? ) The answer is possibly not.
Anyway Manchester City are the true champions, Gin And Tonic is my drink and i believe religion was invented by the monkeys at the top of the tree to control the monkeys at the bottom of the tree and is absolutely the true cause of all wars and hatred. Many millions will disagree with me as their brains have been programmed this way by their parents,their parents, television, people who want and need power and money. Please be kind to animals and your fellow men,women and children and you will see the light.
I must go now as my work here is done. x

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Post by: scorcher on May 12, 2014, 06:38:29 AM

You'll be a GNU boy then ?

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Post by: puma on May 12, 2014, 12:55:33 PM

ha loved your post and welcome  :)

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Post by: echogirl1 on May 12, 2014, 14:35:23 PM

Another nutcase to join our merry throng!!  :)

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Post by: usedbustickets on May 12, 2014, 16:09:51 PM

Ah an excellent first post and a big welcome... now we can truely shout 'Bring out the gimp' and mean it.  ;)

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Post by: Scunner on May 12, 2014, 16:36:37 PM

Interesting name and intro. We would be hoping for quite an increase in relevant content in future posts mind you. He'd certainly have to behave a lot better than the last time or we'll throw him out again.

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Post by: scorcher on May 12, 2014, 16:48:59 PM

An avatar should be a doddle for a gimp master .

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Post by: Lotty on May 12, 2014, 17:28:57 PM

Welcome o' Gimp Master, whatever you're on I'd like one! Welcome to CBF, you'll fit in here.  ;)

Title: Re: new member intro
Post by: The Gimp Master on May 13, 2014, 15:47:32 PM

Quote from: usedbustickets on May 12, 2014, 16:09:51 PM

Ah an excellent first post and a big welcome... now we can truely shout 'Bring out the gimp' and mean it.   ;)

ah but who is "The Gimp Master" you may ask?

Title: Re: new member intro
Post by: JohnF on May 13, 2014, 16:21:47 PM

Quote from: The Gimp Master on May 13, 2014, 15:47:32 PM

ah but who is "The Gimp Master" you may ask?

We don't ask, because we know who he is.

JF

Title: Re: new member intro
Post by: echogirl1 on May 13, 2014, 16:48:23 PM

So who is he?

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Post by: bangorsmile on May 13, 2014, 20:37:53 PM

Hello Gimp Master, and welcome x