Two cajuns worked on a sugar cane plantation that went under. They heard there was a state man in Lafayette who could help them get new jobs. They go into the office and the man asks them what they want. Upon hearing they wanted jobs, he asks the first one, "What kind of work do you do, son?"
The man answered he was a pilot. The state man says, "Oh that's good! Fill out this form, we get you a job right away. Probably start you tomorrow. How about you, boy, what do you do?"
"Well, I cut down dat sugar cane."
The government man looks worried. "You know the sugar cane plantations are all closing. You can fill out the form, but I don't know if I can help you."
The second guy is outraged. "Wat you mean? You tell my friend you get him a job tomorrow, but you can't help me. Wat's up with dat?"
The state man says, "Well, yah, but he's a pilot."
The sugar cane cutter says, "Well... how he gonna pilot if I don't cut it?"
