A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read: 'KING's ASS WON' The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN" The king fainted.... Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for £10
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR £10" The queen fainted...
The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in the jungle.
The Next Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD" They both fainted.
