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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: suzyq on May 06, 2020, 16:19:09 PM

Title: Boss phoned his employee
Post by: suzyq on May 06, 2020, 16:19:09 PM
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers he dialled the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper:
Hello
Is your daddy home he asked
Yes whispered the small voice
May I talk with him
No
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult the boss asked “ is your mummy there
Yes
May I talk with her
Again the small voice whispered no.
Is there anybody else there
Yes whispered the child A policeman
Wondering what was going on the boss said can I speak to the policeman
No he’s busy said the child
Busy doing what
Talking to daddy and mummy and the fireman came the whispered answer
Growing more worried he heard a loud noise and said what’s that noise, what’s going on
The child whispered the search team just landed a helicopter
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked
What are they searching for
Still whispering the child replied with a muffled giggle
Me