When zombies attack we will be quite safe here in Bristol. Our City Council has detailed emergency plans for dealing with such an eventuality. They have already identified zombie "hot spots" around the city where zombie sightings are most frequent. One of these is Totterdown. This doesn't surprise me at all. I was brought up not far from this area and, when I was a lad, it was notorious for its zombies. Of course, some people put this down to the fact that the crossroads at the centre of Totterdown - "The Bush" - had a pub on each of the corners with a frequent pedestrian traffic between them (ahh, the good old days, they are all gone now to make more room for the almighty motor car). But now the BCC is taking this seriously and protecting its citizens.
As for the rest of you, I think you should be afraid, very afraid.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/jul/07/when-zombies-attack-bristol-city-council-undead-invasion
