Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
Calis Beach Forum => Calis Beach Questions and Information => Topic started by: Phil on June 11, 2017, 19:48:54 PM
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I have just fallen for the "It's the same as your cheddar" sales pitch (again).
Got me thinking...... what's the most recurring white lie you have heard over the years ?
My nomination : "This is my restaurant".
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I have a cousin who......
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Ask to try the cheese! Don't believe what they say! This applies in markets and also in branches of Migros that have a cheese counter!
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Same with olives, try before you buy.
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I make a special price for you.
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"Can I ask you just one question? "
You just did ;D ;D
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It looks perfect on you !!!!
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Change Money, best rates
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Do you live here or are you a tourist?
Ha ha, it makes no difference, foreigners are fair game!
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My mother needs an operation...
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I have one table left for you, and the restaurant is empty/ haha
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The flowers died in your garden because we had a bad Winter (Although the flowers in the neighbour's garden who lives here are fine)
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Looking you in the eye and saying "I know" when you can tell they don't have a Bl**dy clue
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A topical one just now, "of course our villa is registered with the Polis/Jandarma..."
JF
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Of course Ayran is Turkish for milk. ;)
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I can get (whatever item) a lot better for less money. :o
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My workmen are professionals and won't leave any mess.
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"Price no problem - as you like. I make special price just for you".
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Money no problem, you can pay next year
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She's left it far too late. :)
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Problem yok.
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All drinks are imported. ;)
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My uncles, second cousin, brother in laws, father in laws brother is maintenence company ;D
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Now is the right time to call an election/referendum, we'll win it easily and then everything will be just dandy.
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He borrowed my scooter and got a fine.I will have to pay it and have no money!
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Young Turkish guy 'I think I'm in love with you'
70 year old widow 'I love you too' :o
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Middle aged Turkish guy hanging around the Otogar
'I own 2 hotels, 3 shops and have my own private jet'. ;)
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I will be there at 10 o clock in the morning.. Failing to specify which morning.... Or I will be there in half an hour.. Time has no meaning in Turkey..
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If you don't enjoy your meal I will pay for it myself... The chef is a real Chef from China. The chef comes from Istanbul. This list could become endless...
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And they all worked at the Savoy. Every one of them!
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If not The Savoy then The Istanbul Hilton. :D
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This will keep the mosquitoes away ....... guaranteed
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This is priceless and was on F.B. Today. I have cut some details out, however, I have heard of Chef's from Istanbul, but where this Chef has been, is a new one...........
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Our steak night everyone .Our chef whos been in Argentina will cut biggest and cook softest juicy meet for you.So if you like to try our beautiful steaks (fillet ,rib eye rump sirloin)
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Relax...
You wont feel a thing. ;)
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Relax...
You wont feel a thing. ;)
Think of Turkey?
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We will make great partners in an estate agency... we'll share the profits 50/50 ...
Until it comes time to give you your share. Then I'll stick a gun in your face and tell you to f**k off. You're not getting a lira