Author Topic: Erotic Shop (Read 9038 times)

Jacqueline · « **Reply #30 on:** May 08, 2009, 17:35:38 PM »

Puma do you know when they're open as they were closed this afternoon

laffa · « **Reply #31 on:** May 08, 2009, 19:35:28 PM »

quote:
Originally posted by geordieboy

Went in there yesterday for a blow up doll,bloody waste of time,only had female ones.

:Dyou could have got the female one and turned it inside out,

puma · « **Reply #32 on:** May 08, 2009, 22:09:47 PM »

sorry i wish i knew my handcuffs are broken, i need a new pair or a velvet whip

antonia1966 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 09, 2009, 18:49:12 PM »

quote:
Originally posted by tetmeister

I just went in and asked for a rabbit,and now my mrs is moaning that she can't get the bloody ears in.No pleasing some people,off to buy two gerbils and a length of waste!

As the long suffering other of the tetmeister, can I just say, he has returned the two gerbils and hose. I am more than happy with my roger!!! $:-\$

puma · « **Reply #34 on:** May 09, 2009, 19:42:08 PM »

LOL,cound not stop laughing at the posts my imagination as run riot

tetmeister · « **Reply #35 on:** May 09, 2009, 20:03:27 PM »

Rather than paying out in the ovacik " Anne Sumners", I hunted round my storage room and have put together a mean piece of kit,with a dual facility for me and the ole dutch, using an old lilo pump,some string,some locally sourced goats hair cuttings,an old sink waste,4 x aaa batteries,and a turkish pancake rolling pin.Instructions to follow, following intensive trialing!!

puma · « **Reply #36 on:** May 09, 2009, 20:18:51 PM »

quote:
Originally posted by tetmeister

Rather than paying out in the ovacik " Anne Sumners", I hunted round my storage room and have put together a mean piece of kit,with a dual facility for me and the ole dutch, using an old lilo pump,some string,some locally sourced goats hair cuttings,an old sink waste,4 x aaa batteries,and a turkish pancake rolling pin.Instructions to follow, following intensive trialing!!

LOL brilliant don't forget to get it patented in case your design gets copied:P

tinkerman · « **Reply #37 on:** May 09, 2009, 20:27:29 PM »

What, no cling film?

heather07 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 09, 2009, 21:09:36 PM »

He forgot the trainers to catch the "Old Dutch"

geordieboy · « **Reply #39 on:** May 10, 2009, 04:16:15 AM »

quote:
Originally posted by tetmeister

Rather than paying out in the ovacik " Anne Sumners", I hunted round my storage room and have put together a mean piece of kit,with a dual facility for me and the ole dutch, using an old lilo pump,some string,some locally sourced goats hair cuttings,an old sink waste,4 x aaa batteries,and a turkish pancake rolling pin.Instructions to follow, following intensive trialing!!

How were the test trials Tony.?

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