Meals served on wooden boards

[Colwyn]

Oi, you pair, behave! Intelligence is not an aphrodisiac; and, anyway, this has nothing to do with intelligence, it is about knowledge - I have merely learned more than I ought about raki. AND none of my hats are FLOPPY - unlike some other things about me.

[Scunner]

it is about knowledge

Ah yes, knowledge is power, not an aphrodisiac.

[KKOB]

There's nowt wrong with having a floppy fedora.  

[sadler]

Funnily enough I am rather partial to a floppy fedora!   

[KKOB]

Are you sure you don't mean a sloppy fedora ?

[echogirl1]

To get back on topic, the main thing for me about the use of wooden boards instead of plates is that I like my food moist i.e. plenty of gravy/sauce.  Don't think boards have the same capacity as plates!!.  However I do agree with one of the previous posts we can take hygiene a little too far, which weakens our resistance to any new germs.  Most of todays children are mollycoddled too much, imo, and need to get out in the garden and dig up some worms!!

[KKOB]

Yep, I like me gravy so much I always have my meals in a bowl.

And before anyone makes any comments about age, inability to feed meself with out making a mess, using a bib etc. you can go away in short jerky movements.