Author Topic: White lies...... (Read 8455 times)

davybill · « **Reply #10 on:** June 12, 2017, 06:28:29 AM »

I have one table left for you, and the restaurant is empty/ haha

Jacqui Harvey · « **Reply #11 on:** June 12, 2017, 06:52:20 AM »

The flowers died in your garden because we had a bad Winter (Although the flowers in the neighbour's garden who lives here are fine)

George Warner · « **Reply #12 on:** June 12, 2017, 08:14:53 AM »

Looking you in the eye and saying "I know" when you can tell they don't have a Bl**dy clue

JohnF · « **Reply #13 on:** June 12, 2017, 10:06:11 AM »

A topical one just now, "of course our villa is registered with the Polis/Jandarma..."

JF

mary62 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 12, 2017, 13:44:51 PM »

Of course Ayran is Turkish for milk.

mary62 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 12, 2017, 13:46:20 PM »

I can get (whatever item) a lot better for less money.

yabanci · « **Reply #16 on:** June 12, 2017, 16:34:18 PM »

My workmen are professionals and won't leave any mess.

Stuart T · « **Reply #17 on:** June 12, 2017, 19:11:00 PM »

"Price no problem - as you like. I make special price just for you".

fernando torres · « **Reply #18 on:** June 12, 2017, 20:09:31 PM »

Money no problem, you can pay next year

KKOB · « **Reply #19 on:** June 12, 2017, 20:12:34 PM »

She's left it far too late.