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Offline Menthol

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Re: White lies......
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2017, 22:27:30 PM »
Problem yok.
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Offline Taddy

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Re: White lies......
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2017, 09:25:48 AM »
All drinks are imported.  ;)
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Offline mary62

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Re: White lies......
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2017, 14:19:11 PM »
My uncles, second cousin, brother in laws, father in laws brother is maintenence company  ;D
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Offline thebillet

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Re: White lies......
« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2017, 14:26:03 PM »
Now is the right time to call an election/referendum, we'll win it easily and then everything will be just dandy.
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Offline Daffodil

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Re: White lies......
« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2017, 16:05:13 PM »
He borrowed my scooter and got a fine.I will have to pay it and have no money!
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Offline mary62

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Re: White lies......
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2017, 18:52:47 PM »
Young Turkish guy 'I think I'm in love with you'

70 year old widow 'I love you too' :o
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Offline mary62

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Re: White lies......
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2017, 19:21:07 PM »
Middle aged Turkish guy hanging around the Otogar

'I own 2 hotels, 3 shops and have my own private jet'.  ;)
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Offline mercury

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Re: White lies......
« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2017, 11:24:18 AM »
I will be there at 10 o clock in the morning.. Failing to specify which morning.... Or I will be there in half an hour.. Time has no meaning in Turkey..
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Offline mercury

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Re: White lies......
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2017, 11:26:31 AM »
If you don't enjoy your meal I will pay for it myself... The chef is a real Chef from China.    The chef comes from Istanbul. This list could become endless...
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Offline Scunner

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Re: White lies......
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2017, 12:58:51 PM »
And they all worked at the Savoy. Every one of them!


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