Do you sometimes feel that that you are wasting your life? Letting things slip by? Are you worried, like Old Nick, that you spend too much time on the interweb? Why not do something really worthwhile? Like pushing a sprout up Snowdon with your nose.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-28621775Of course, it was for charity. That is the first excuse* for doing something extremely stupid these days; in Victorian times, unless you were aristocracy, you be straight to the Bedlam.
*The second most popular excuse is "It was a matter of principle".