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Offline tinkerman

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A Little Dickie Bird Told Me...
« on: February 22, 2009, 20:41:55 PM »
Scunner was deported from Turkey for business irregularities also he wasn't even allowed back into England, thats why he had to settle in Scotland.

I heard this TODAY! I think an explanation is due.:(



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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2009, 20:49:10 PM »
It's all true! Luckily for me there is no extradition treaty between England and Scotland!!!

Business irregularities? Are people STILL listening to my competitors over there :D

How long am I banned for? I need to know so I don't waste money on Dalaman flights


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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2009, 20:51:51 PM »
Life apparently.

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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2009, 20:53:46 PM »
quote:
Originally posted by tinkerman

thats why he had to settle in Scotland.



I believe Barlinnie is very nice this time of year ;)

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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2009, 20:54:25 PM »
Life?? Oh my God nobody told me!

So...you wouldn't expect to see me in Calis any time soon? :D

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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2009, 20:55:34 PM »
You forgot about the Calis mafia that are after him :)

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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2009, 20:56:44 PM »
You are getting ridiculous now Kevin, apparently I AM the Calis Mafia  ;)

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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2009, 20:57:19 PM »
will Scotland be the new Australia, full of crims.

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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2009, 21:00:20 PM »
We was told he relocated to Scotland to fullfill his desire to carry out missionary work : :)

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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2009, 21:08:04 PM »
quote:
Originally posted by kevin burton

You forgot about the Calis mafia that are after him :)



Don't worry Scunner, I'm sure Tink will join me in being your bodyguards. The sight of us two "solid citizens" as Bill Maclaren used to say will surely frighten off the men in black suits :)




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