A Calis Beach Story for Today

[angela]

We went to Cyprus about 10 yrs ago, and on a board outside a restaurant was advertised  Mixed Blung. we never did find out what it was and we still ponder now what we  may have missed out on!

[GordonA]

Never mock the sign; 'Large Bears', especially if you are anywhere near one of the many beach huts on Calis Beach !!    :

[angela]

that was the funniest thing, love that story 

[Pompeylil]

we too love the way you get 'plaun wollie wants' at the Winehouse - make us chuckle everytime we remember and reminds us how good the Winehouse is too!

[Colwyn]

Took me until my third holiday in Calis to summon up the nerve to have "Cigarette Pie" - I thought it might be rather like a full ashtray with pastry over the top.

[loobyloo]

mine was a board advertising "jacket potatoes,with various feelings" when i tried to tell them it should read "fillings",,i was then told that they were right as "all their potatoes had feelings" it did make me laugh.

[Scunner]

Yes I think maybe it's a bit like Arkwright's special offer signs he painted on the shop window in Open all Hours - make a mistake deliberately because people come in to point it out, and then you've got them

[turkeysue]

calling our turkish friend "a good egg"...he didnt quite understand what we meant..THEN he said oh i understand a good omelette..bless him...lol

[Highlander]

We introduced a couple to Turkey who came for Brenda's "big" birthday. On meeting Nevra the fellow turned to me and said quite innocently "wow she's a real peach"