Things I hate to see in Calis.

[Hamlet]

Even worse, just the skimpy bikini. No respect for the local people. Probably ignorant of the culture anyway.

[KKOB]

the thing I do not like see to is females of any age walking in the street or round the markets

I entirely agree with you.

[Bluwise]

Bare chests, bikinis......keep that for the beach or pool please - fat or thin don't want to see the flesh around the shops/markets and definitely not in a restaurant so on that I agree. 
As for fat bellies and tables.......try having a very ample bosom.  The napkin on the knee stays spotless but the top shelf......well it's permanently in danger!

[Menthol]

Absolutely agree about beach wear being restricted to the beach.

Had a proper exhibitionist on the water taxi the other day. He was wearing very small Speedos, flip flops and shades. That's it. He could not stay sat down. Kept going from one side of the boat to the other and standing up stretching. I felt it was more appropriate that he was in the water given the gear he was wearing but TA stopped me pushing him in.

He got off in Fethiye like that. Just hope his wife had some further clothes in her bag for him.

[Lotty]

Menthol, your posts are so funny! Always spot on. I look forward to your comments! 

[KKOB]

Yeah, the things you see when you ain't got a gun eh ?

[Scunner]

Friends of Calis Beachforum on Facebook can see that the cap appears to have fitted one local

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005050291893

[Bluwise]

Indeed, that's one helluva complex the lad has......

[Scunner]

And I'm the knob!

[Bluwise]

I know - hilarious.....not that you're a knob      ..... but the fact he kept obliging!