Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Other Sports (Not Football) => Topic started by: tinkerman on February 04, 2007, 10:34:52 AM
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Who said the following sporting insults?
Golf
1. 'I don't know I've never played there', in response to being asked his opinion on Tiger Woods
2. 'The only thing that scares me is the American dress sense' before the Ryder cup 1993
3. 'He has a face like a warthog that has swallowed a wasp'
4. I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom'
5. Gerald Ford is the most dangerous driver since Ben Hur and has made golf a contact sport, there are 42 golf clubs in Palm Springs area and its not difficult to find Gerald, just follow the wounded'
6.I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope, that during my last game I hit a birdie, an eagle,.. an elk and a moose'
7. Whenever I play with him, I try to make it a foursome - Ford,me, a paramedic, and a faith healer'
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Did you get a copy of Big Sports Insults (1001 quips and quotes) for Christmas?
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No ;)
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1. Bill Crosby[?]
2. Peter Aliss[?]
3. John Daley[?]
4. Nick Faldo[?]
5.Lee Trevino[?]
6.Bing Crosbie[?]
7. Bob Hope[?]
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no,no, no, 4.yes, no, no, 7. yes:D
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2. Mark James[?]
6. Dean Martin[?]
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Yes:D, No,
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6. Gerald Ford
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1. Phil Mickelson[?]
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No :)
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2.Paul Azinger
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NO, 1993 Ryder cup might be a clue ;)
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I thought 2 had been resolved :o
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So it has:D silly quackers ;)
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Ok I'm cream quackered been a long day.
Was my answer to 6 right?
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Yes Quackers:D have another drink ;)
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5. Bob Hope - if not then select one from the following
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/rn37.gif) (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/donald_portrait.jpg)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/lucan_4_small.jpg) (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/TS_Elliot.jpg)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/p_1small.jpg) (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/mrstinkerman-1.jpg)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/puttap.jpg) (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/MayorJudyButthomepage.jpg)
If it is none of the foregoing and with every respect GO TO FRANCE !
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it was Bob Hope:D:D:D:D
sorry just couldn't go to France
Andy ;)
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Alleluia:D
PS We don't have a Mayor - can we have your's please
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is that my mayor? then no you can't:D
Andy
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Have to watch chat line rule - so my last post on topic.
Are you winding me up OR do you really not recognise your own mayor - what about the other lady shown :)