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Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: tinkerman on February 04, 2007, 10:34:52 AM
Who said the following sporting insults?

Golf
1. 'I don't know I've never played there', in response to being asked his opinion on Tiger Woods

2. 'The only thing that scares me is the American dress sense' before the Ryder cup 1993

3. 'He has a face like a warthog that has swallowed a wasp'

4. I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom'

5. Gerald Ford is the most dangerous driver since Ben Hur and has made golf a contact sport, there are 42 golf clubs in Palm Springs area and its not difficult to find Gerald, just follow the wounded'

6.I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope, that during my last game I hit a birdie, an eagle,.. an elk and a moose'

7. Whenever I play with him, I try to make it a foursome - Ford,me, a paramedic, and a faith healer'

Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: quackers on February 04, 2007, 11:41:13 AM
Did you get a copy of Big Sports Insults (1001 quips and quotes) for Christmas?
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: tinkerman on February 04, 2007, 13:06:41 PM
No ;)
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: Highlander on February 04, 2007, 15:32:52 PM
1. Bill Crosby[?]
2. Peter Aliss[?]
3. John Daley[?]
4. Nick Faldo[?]
5.Lee Trevino[?]
6.Bing Crosbie[?]
7. Bob Hope[?]
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: tinkerman on February 04, 2007, 16:35:35 PM
no,no, no, 4.yes, no, no, 7. yes:D
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: Highlander on February 04, 2007, 17:03:29 PM
2. Mark James[?]
6. Dean Martin[?]
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: tinkerman on February 04, 2007, 17:08:44 PM
Yes:D, No,
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: quackers on February 04, 2007, 17:36:55 PM
6. Gerald Ford
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: Highlander on February 04, 2007, 17:38:13 PM
1. Phil Mickelson[?]
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: tinkerman on February 04, 2007, 17:41:24 PM
No :)
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: quackers on February 04, 2007, 17:49:00 PM
2.Paul Azinger
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: tinkerman on February 04, 2007, 17:53:08 PM
NO, 1993 Ryder cup might be a clue ;)
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: Highlander on February 04, 2007, 18:01:15 PM
I thought 2 had been resolved :o
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: tinkerman on February 04, 2007, 18:02:58 PM
So it has:D silly quackers ;)
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: quackers on February 04, 2007, 18:38:36 PM
Ok I'm cream quackered been a long day.
Was my answer to 6 right?
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: tinkerman on February 04, 2007, 18:50:08 PM
Yes Quackers:D have another drink ;)
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: Highlander on February 04, 2007, 21:25:49 PM
5. Bob Hope - if not then select one from the following



(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/rn37.gif)   (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/donald_portrait.jpg)


(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/lucan_4_small.jpg)  (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/TS_Elliot.jpg)


(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/p_1small.jpg)  (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/mrstinkerman-1.jpg)

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/puttap.jpg)  (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/MayorJudyButthomepage.jpg)

If it is none of the foregoing and with every respect GO TO FRANCE !
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: tinkerman on February 04, 2007, 21:33:49 PM
it was Bob Hope:D:D:D:D

sorry just couldn't go to France

Andy ;)
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: Highlander on February 04, 2007, 21:37:16 PM
Alleluia:D

PS We don't have a Mayor - can we have your's please
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: tinkerman on February 04, 2007, 21:46:27 PM
is that my mayor? then no you can't:D

Andy
Title: sporting insults quiz
Post by: Highlander on February 04, 2007, 22:00:14 PM
Have to watch chat line rule - so my last post on topic.

Are you winding me up OR do you really not recognise your own mayor - what about the other lady shown :)