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Calis Beach Forum => Calis Beach Questions and Information => Topic started by: Scunner on July 29, 2007, 21:55:41 PM

Title: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: Scunner on July 29, 2007, 21:55:41 PM

The sea must have been really salty today, my shorts are rock hard, like the little guy's in Ain't Half Hot Mum.

What did you think I meant lol

Title: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: laffa on July 29, 2007, 21:57:56 PM

 :)Nothing, honest, just going to tell you to ease up on the starch. ;)

Title: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: tinkerman on July 29, 2007, 21:58:10 PM

I thought your brandy had frozen over

Title: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: number2 on July 30, 2007, 02:32:07 AM

Has rigor metaxa set in. Alan

Title: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: cef on July 30, 2007, 06:21:33 AM

 :): :) I was going to suggest using Sea Salt :P but I see you already did :P

[?] Just the Shorts then  :o:P:D ;)

Title: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: Twin Bee on July 30, 2007, 09:14:33 AM

You are supposed to swallow the viagara, not wash your clothes in it!

Title: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: laffa on July 30, 2007, 10:01:51 AM

 :)He did swallow the viagra, he thought he would sound hard, ;)

Title: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: sannyrut on July 30, 2007, 10:32:28 AM

I thought it would be Cialis in Calis.:D

Title: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: Crabbit on July 30, 2007, 20:09:06 PM

Was it the flowery pair you lent me on our last boat trip ?
If so,  I know the reason.



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Title: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: Scunner on July 30, 2007, 21:34:48 PM

No, and they weren't flowers, they were palm trees.

First time a palm other than yours has been in that area for a while, I bet.

Title: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: SEVIYORUM on July 31, 2007, 00:37:18 AM

To be fair the heading did catch my eye!! [:o]

Title: Re: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: Scunner on June 01, 2014, 18:22:31 PM

Haha I was thinking about boat trips today and this topic popped into my head :D

Title: Re: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: Diverbaz 1 on June 01, 2014, 19:06:10 PM

I went swimming in the sea yesterday and mine ended up all floppy, shorts that is.    ;)  :) 8)

Title: Re: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: pookie on June 02, 2014, 13:23:44 PM

Hubby caught a crab in his once... :o

Title: Re: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: Div67 on June 02, 2014, 17:36:30 PM

Is there any truth in the rumor that you only take Viagra these days so as you dont roll out of bed Scunner  :-X

Title: Re: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: Scunner on June 02, 2014, 18:55:33 PM

No

Title: Re: A Stiffness in my Shorts
Post by: Div67 on June 02, 2014, 19:22:23 PM

Didn't think so!   :angel: