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Calis Beach Forum => Calis Beach Questions and Information => Topic started by: maximuscleo on July 16, 2008, 07:40:21 AM

Title: Beware
Post by: maximuscleo on July 16, 2008, 07:40:21 AM
Please be aware that even if we all have bars on our windows and doors we are still not safe to leave items within fishingrod reach. Yep just the other day a young Turkish girl well maybe Mid 20's was caught with a rod lifting a set of Keys and Handbag from my friends house in Calis.Luckily she caught her and took the Keys from her I just can't imagine if she had not.This girl wears headscarf also is blind in one eye well its totally white.The rod  was taken but the turkish girl fled.Also I too have been subject to a girl just wandering in my house then she trys to offer me milk or tomatoes obviously looking for something to lift..Please a reminder to everyone be careful and keep things out of arms reach.
Title: Beware
Post by: tinkerman on July 16, 2008, 15:24:51 PM
Please heed this warning, this Turkish hooker was caught in a neighbours house last week, then ran into the garden and offered to clean the pool, then jumped the fence and wandered through several gardens before riding off on her bike.

Tinx
Title: Beware
Post by: Tors__ on July 16, 2008, 15:27:08 PM
She sounds crackers?

Where abouts in Calis are you both living?
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Post by: tinkerman on July 16, 2008, 15:29:38 PM
between Genpa and aquapark
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Post by: Tors__ on July 16, 2008, 15:32:30 PM
Oh great!

Right near me then!

(not the oh great about you living near me- about the mad one eyed hooker on the loose)
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Post by: hydeaway on July 16, 2008, 16:21:35 PM
knew i should have brought in Cyprus!
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Post by: tinkerman on July 16, 2008, 16:33:36 PM
Don't they have petty thieves in Cyprus?
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Post by: Tors__ on July 16, 2008, 16:40:54 PM
Maybe they have 2 eyes in Cyprus?
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Post by: Scunner on July 16, 2008, 16:48:31 PM
Maybe one eyed twins, I've heard of that in Cyprus.
Title: Beware
Post by: Rindaloo on July 16, 2008, 16:51:40 PM
quote:
Originally posted by tinkerman

Don't they have petty thieves in Cyprus?



No, they have pretty thieves in Cyprus.
Title: Beware
Post by: kanga on July 16, 2008, 16:52:19 PM
maybee shes trying out for the para olympics either the fencing team or  hurdles
kanga
Title: Beware
Post by: Scunner on July 16, 2008, 16:57:37 PM
No need for crude jokes Kanga. Just "keep an eye out" for her.
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Post by: Crabbit on July 16, 2008, 21:00:51 PM
I once met a one eyed hooker who was also a psychic.
She never saw me coming.  :D
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Post by: McGroogle on July 16, 2008, 21:06:32 PM
Tinx is that a typo?

Surely you mean 'pretty thieves' and not 'petty thieves'.

McGroogle
Title: Beware
Post by: laffa on July 16, 2008, 21:55:19 PM
 :)There was a girl who came to Lemon 2 in June,sure she had 2 eyes, but was selling biros, we were by the pool with the baby and she just sat there staring at the baby, made me very uncomfortable, I gave her 2 lira and told her I did'nt want a pen, just so she'd go.I appreciate its their country, but you really would'nt know who was who.it should be stopped.
Title: Beware
Post by: barry44544 on July 16, 2008, 22:03:24 PM
so now the country belongs to one eyed hookers...? when did it become their country?
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Post by: Scunner on July 16, 2008, 22:05:03 PM
I heard she has one real eye and one reel eye
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Post by: puma on July 16, 2008, 22:23:45 PM
is this the young girl that begs just after the bus station (who has a blind eye) in fethiye if is the same person she is a gypsy from catalarik get the police out there
Title: Beware
Post by: laffa on July 16, 2008, 22:25:22 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

I heard she has one real eye and one reel eye


 :o Really. ;)
I know this is "cornea", but her name is "Iris",and she has one "blinking lid",and was a "pupil", in the "eye school".:P
Title: Beware
Post by: maximuscleo on July 17, 2008, 07:22:26 AM
My friend is near to the Lemon 2 Apartments and I live near Violet Aparts.So keep your eyes peeled.
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Post by: Tors__ on July 17, 2008, 07:28:34 AM
I really need to start learning the names and locations of different apartments....!
Im completely clueless!!!

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Post by: kenkay on July 17, 2008, 08:17:18 AM
Lou. We have a place at Violet so where are you [?]. Oddly enough we had our one and only intrusion about 6 weeks ago and it was an opportunistic "nip in and out" grab [:(!]. The renters were asleep but had not locked up. Got about 37 quid and naff all else.
Ken  8)
Title: Beware
Post by: kanga on July 17, 2008, 09:21:16 AM
Quote
[ Really.
I know this is "cornea", but her name is "Iris",and she has one "blinking lid",and was a "pupil", in the "eye school"./quote]

she was caught by the polis with the fishing rod in gunlukbasi with her father isiah  the polis man said eye eye whats going on here
kanga
Title: Beware
Post by: wingnut on July 17, 2008, 19:27:22 PM
You need eyes in the back of your head in Calis nowadays.
Title: Beware
Post by: maximuscleo on July 18, 2008, 11:40:55 AM
Hi Ken we are very near to the ostriches where the Very big house is being built
Title: Beware
Post by: doll on July 18, 2008, 12:20:53 PM
her name is dugdu
she stole from some friends house, just walked in
she took a purse and a gold bracelet
they missed them and raced after her
her parents know she steals but they say she is sick
the police know her very well as a thief
she has an offence sheet very long
she does ride a bike and when shes caught she trys to sell you milk
Title: Beware
Post by: Scunner on July 18, 2008, 12:35:53 PM
How much is the milk?
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Post by: Tors__ on July 18, 2008, 13:21:11 PM
Best be bloody free after she'd robbed my purse!
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Post by: Tors__ on July 18, 2008, 13:23:23 PM
(i sounded very Leeds then)
Title: Beware
Post by: laffa on July 18, 2008, 14:03:40 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

How much is the milk?


:D In bulk here, ;) classic.
Title: Beware
Post by: tinkerman on July 18, 2008, 14:38:02 PM
is it pastureyed or hermogeneyed
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Post by: puma on July 18, 2008, 18:46:35 PM
back on form tinko:D
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Post by: leedsutd on July 21, 2008, 09:38:03 AM
The thief is still active so beware. We found a one eyed lady (no not a pirate) behind our villa today (aydin Pide area) . She was trying to sell milk apparently round the back of the villa . We didnt realise until a visiting friend pointed out what had been written on the forum who she was. Please beware we sent her on her way by aid of our dog but i doubt that will stop her so be vigilant .
Title: Beware
Post by: Tors__ on July 21, 2008, 09:44:09 AM
This one eyed hooker has made me so paranoid!
The people in my apartments are laughing at me because everyone that walks past im checking to see if its her!

Does anyone know if shes managed 2nd floor apartments yet?!
Bloody hope not!!
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Post by: 1jools on July 21, 2008, 10:08:26 AM
I know this is a bit late (and I'm a bit slow these days), but can someone explain the reference to Rebin Beach please!
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Post by: tinkerman on July 21, 2008, 10:19:15 AM
sorry its a little play on words, she has absolutely no connection at all with the said well respected hotel, she is a female robber ;)
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Post by: 1jools on July 21, 2008, 10:49:26 AM
Aha, thick or what - now I've read it (and said it to myself) I understand!  Thanks Tinkerman
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Post by: doll on July 24, 2008, 13:56:16 PM
so the more we taik about these things
the more people are warned
cbf robber alert...
Title: Beware
Post by: Tors__ on July 24, 2008, 14:42:58 PM
Im so pleased for this thread...
Because to be honest im terrible and shutting doors and windows.. just rush out in a whirlwind!

Mind you i am now a paranoid wreck!!
Title: Beware
Post by: laffa on July 24, 2008, 16:27:49 PM
 :) Yes, what if she turns up with sun glasses on, :o
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Post by: puma on July 24, 2008, 18:30:41 PM
asked her were she nicked them from
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Post by: sugarybaba on July 27, 2008, 10:25:14 AM
Think she made an appearance at our place yesterday about 10 am
We were sitting on the main balcony when suddenly our Pit bull shihtzu went flying to the back bedroom and did her best toe biting job on this woman/girl who was re-enacting riverdance on the bedroom balconette and trying to avoid a toe amputation by climbing back over it !!
I screamed at her and us and neighbours took chase but she was like a monkey over the empty villa and waste ground behind us She had parked her bike about 50 yards away and just rode off cool as ice with me shouting SONRA POLIS after her  She has short curly dark hair and was wearing a white "England" top with crop trousers and  Didnt notice if she had one eye or not tho !!!
Was a bit shook up about it all but ok now and Maisie the S**t has been given extra biscuits ! Nothing was taken thank god
So be aware - she is about and certainly is 2 sandwiches short of a full picnic
We are now making sure that we close back doors when we are round the front and vice versa
Title: Beware
Post by: laffa on July 27, 2008, 12:10:53 PM
 :) Sugar, would this be the same area as Aydin Pide,and was it reported, cheers.
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Post by: sugarybaba on July 27, 2008, 12:21:48 PM
No Laffa we are between Genpa and the sunday market and no I didn't report it
Title: Beware
Post by: laffa on July 27, 2008, 12:29:25 PM
 :) we'll have to rob her bike, and contain her, sounds like there's no stopping this one. ;)
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Post by: Rindaloo on July 27, 2008, 12:55:13 PM
I think you should have reported her.  The police may be able to identify her from your description.  THe more people furnishing the Police wit information, the more likely they are to catch her.  I imagine you feel pretty shook up.  And so would I.  I feel like getting a pet alligator, LOL
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Post by: cef on July 27, 2008, 13:03:33 PM
It's about time someone, put a 'spoke in her wheels'!
Title: Beware
Post by: doll on July 27, 2008, 13:52:58 PM
you could make a complaint at the police station
they will have her photo and fingerprints
if it is duydu(do do)
her parents must be in on it too,
the best deterant is a dog, well done
 she wont bover u again
Title: Beware
Post by: sugarybaba on July 28, 2008, 06:47:45 AM
forget the alligator - a shihtsu is better even if she is nearly 12 !!
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Post by: jackstee on July 28, 2008, 13:22:45 PM
I agree, we live in Pakistan and you should watch them run when Charlie, our shihtsu, just looks at them.

Steve
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Post by: Rindaloo on July 28, 2008, 13:49:35 PM
LOL, we have a Cairn/Westie cross, a Collie and a Jack Russell.  -No problems here.

But an alligator would be good too!
Title: Beware
Post by: puma on July 28, 2008, 15:16:56 PM
we had a shihtzu called sharpo and a alsation had got into our garden it did not stand a chance sharpo got under the ally and bit it's legs and it could not get at the little fella and sharpo seen him off great little guard dogs
Title: Beware
Post by: grahamturner09 on July 28, 2008, 20:50:05 PM
Rindaloo the police should be able to spot a one eyed gipo milk woman on a push bike with a fishing rod can't be to many about :D
Title: Beware
Post by: Scunner on July 28, 2008, 20:53:21 PM
On the bright side (and I don't mean the one with the working eye), you have to say that for a woman blessed with stealth and agility, she's pretty useless at nicking stuff :D
Title: Beware
Post by: tinkerman on July 28, 2008, 20:56:50 PM
Hate to mention this but she is actually very successful, for all the stories you read on here there are many more where she has got away with a LOT of valuable property
Title: Beware
Post by: Tors__ on July 29, 2008, 07:19:11 AM
Ok so i dreamt about her last night!
I think for a woman i have never even met this is bordering on obbsession!!
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Post by: kevman on July 29, 2008, 09:54:22 AM
She was still around on Sunday. My friend lives near Sunday market and was telling me yesterday that she found someone trying to get in her house on Sunday. She hadn't heard about all what had been going on but we are presuming it is the same person. Of course she vanished into the market!!
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Post by: DANIELLE on July 29, 2008, 11:01:59 AM
She appeared at some friends of our,s apartment on friday asking if they wanted a cleaner and there near the sunday market
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Post by: tinkerman on July 29, 2008, 11:20:55 AM
She cleans up ok
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Post by: laffa on July 29, 2008, 11:22:21 AM
Does'nt sound like anyone is taking this thief serious , the authorities seem to be giving her a wide berth.
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Post by: Jackie Knight on July 29, 2008, 12:19:53 PM
The description to the police should be pretty easy a one eyed woman very agile with bike,milk crate and duster.......cant be too hard to find ;)
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Post by: LisaS on July 29, 2008, 17:20:22 PM
quote:
Originally posted by tinkerman

Hate to mention this but she is actually very successful, for all the stories you read on here there are many more where she has got away with a LOT of valuable property



How would you know that?
Title: Beware
Post by: tinkerman on July 29, 2008, 17:33:32 PM
Cos I live on her patch and I talk to people about her
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Post by: Scunner on July 29, 2008, 17:37:05 PM
Cos he bought a lot of his furniture off her :D

Patch? Let's not get personal now
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Post by: tinkerman on July 29, 2008, 17:44:31 PM
Lets be serious, I feel an interogation coming on...
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Post by: doll on July 29, 2008, 19:16:09 PM
as i have said before if it is do do
the police know her, people will have to complain to the police
because she is simple they let her get away with it.
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Post by: cef on July 29, 2008, 19:27:06 PM
It's just Not On : :) anyone who has had their 'Home' broken into, will know just how devastating it can be.  It's not only the 'monetary' value of what's been stolen, it's the invasion of privacy, the thought of a total stranger looking through your personal belongings : :)

My sister ended up moving house because of 'thieves' : :), she never again felt safe in her home :-\

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Post by: philrose on July 29, 2008, 22:44:40 PM
Can we quit the feeble "jokes" about this, it isn't funny if you are the victim.:(
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Post by: Scunner on July 29, 2008, 22:53:50 PM
It's the good old British 'laughing in the face of adversity' and long may it continue. I thought some of the gags were quite good! Funny or not Phil, this topic has done more to warn people about this problem than anything else, so take the rough with the smooth  :)
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Post by: Crabbit on July 29, 2008, 23:00:58 PM
quote:
Originally posted by philrose

Can we quit the feeble "jokes" about this, it isn't funny



How can you call them jokes if you don`t find them funny ?
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Post by: Scunner on July 29, 2008, 23:03:23 PM
We have a one eyed single woman rod wiggling crime wave and we're not allowed to stray from total seriousness? Oh dear :(
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Post by: Crabbit on July 29, 2008, 23:09:51 PM
I feel sorry for her.
She has just broken up with her longstanding boyfriend and a close friend of hers told her "there are plenty more fish in the sea" and her not having been fishing before, thought she would get a little practise in.   :P
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Post by: laffa on July 30, 2008, 00:20:19 AM
 :)Hmm in that case, the mate wants locking up, not Do Do. ;)
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Post by: Mr Pickles on July 30, 2008, 05:50:00 AM
Sorry guys, I think this is all down to a misunderstanding - all I said to her was "She would catch a good bag if she tried fishing at the quays", I even gave her an old fishing rod with a few eyes missing 'cause I felt sorry for her  :-\
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Post by: philrose on July 30, 2008, 05:51:18 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Crabbit

quote:
Originally posted by philrose

Can we quit the feeble "jokes" about this, it isn't funny



How can you call them jokes if you don`t find them funny ?


I put the word "joke" in quotation marks indicating irony, which being British you should be familiar with :)

As for laughing in the face of adversity, well, I guess it's to each his own, but I'd bet any of this thief's victims would be hard pushed to see the funny side.
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Post by: Mr Pickles on July 30, 2008, 05:55:35 AM
Incidentally, my ex wife only had one eye - she left me because she never did see my good side : :)
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Post by: KKOB on July 30, 2008, 05:58:32 AM
Did she keep an eye out for you ?
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Post by: doll on July 30, 2008, 07:41:24 AM
behave
as long as word gets around about her
and her stealing cbf has done its job.(has it got a work permit scunner) joke.
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Post by: Scunner on July 30, 2008, 10:01:19 AM
CBF doesn't need a work permit Sue, it has dual nationality  ;)
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Post by: puma on July 30, 2008, 13:59:42 PM
i hope everyone in calis is talking about it. she might get picked up by the polis quicker
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Post by: Jackie Knight on July 30, 2008, 14:31:04 PM
Perhaps Scunner could put a picture together(you should have enough information on her description) we could then print it out.:D ;)
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Post by: Scunner on July 30, 2008, 14:33:38 PM
I'm the administrator not Rolf bloody Harris :D
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Post by: Tors__ on July 30, 2008, 14:36:12 PM
Yeh Rolf Harris has waaaaaaaay more hair!
Title: Beware
Post by: Scunner on July 30, 2008, 14:41:28 PM
OK

From information received I have put together a photograph of this girl. I have been vigilant, because I need to find her.










(http://www.calisvilla.co.uk/fishing_girl.jpg)
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Post by: Jackie Knight on July 30, 2008, 14:41:38 PM
But Mr Scunner your a bloke, you can do anything.......
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Post by: Jackie Knight on July 30, 2008, 14:43:49 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

OK

From information received I have put together a photograph of this girl. I have been vigilant, because I need to find her.


In your dreams ;) ;)







(http://www.calisvilla.co.uk/fishing_girl.jpg)

Title: Beware
Post by: Mr Pickles on July 31, 2008, 06:28:46 AM
If I find her I will keep her under very close house arrest until I have to return to the UK .............. or until my wife finds out, whichever is the sooner : :)
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Post by: doll on July 31, 2008, 08:04:55 AM
i dont think see locks like that scun
she wears pyajamas
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Post by: kevman on August 04, 2008, 10:37:09 AM
Has she now moved to Fethiye this thief.We heard yesterday that some people near where we are in Tasyaka have lost a mobile phone and some jewellrey and the person got in through an open window.
Title: Beware
Post by: mercury on August 04, 2008, 19:10:23 PM
There was an attempted break in at our apartments but he was spotted on her balcony at 2.30a.m. He did actually break into another Turkish apartment on the same night. There was a burglary in Gunlukbasi last week where the occupents were threatened with a knife. The owner gave them a considerable amount of cash but he also wanted their jewellery from upstairs. (Info from our gardener who lives close by).
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Post by: Tors__ on August 05, 2008, 07:17:47 AM
Our next door neighbour caught 2 scruffy looking 20 something year olds trying to break into the bottom floor apartment in our block. He called the police but they ran off before they got there. I live just near the flash hotel....
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Post by: tinkerman on August 05, 2008, 08:59:39 AM
what time of day and which day?
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Post by: Tors__ on August 05, 2008, 09:08:22 AM
Sorry... Sunday night at around 11 o clock x
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Post by: tinkerman on August 05, 2008, 09:13:52 AM
I live nearly opposite you ;)
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Post by: doll on August 05, 2008, 10:07:06 AM
if everyone passes the message about doodoo
and other burglars
people will be more vigulant
at keeping these people out of our homes,properties.
is that area at the back of the hospital towards the sea. the other side of the main road(22metre rd, or known as mustafa kemal buluari).
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Post by: Tors__ on August 05, 2008, 11:28:14 AM
My apartment is on sokak 993.
I agree we need to keep updating this topic so people whats happening where!
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Post by: skipking on September 28, 2008, 22:18:02 PM
Just to let people be aware this woman is back again turned up at our complex last week and stole money from our apartment, we had family staying there at the time and it happened so quick they didnt notice the money missing straight away but other guests on the complex said they had seen a woman trying to sell them milk and she had a push bike, so am assuming its the same one. She must have entered quite brazenly through the lounge/kitchen area and took money left on the kitchen work top?Didnt take anything else even though their mobile phone was also on the worktop.
We are also situated by the Sunday market and the Aqua Park.
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Post by: laffa on September 28, 2008, 22:55:37 PM
Pity nobody has a picture of her, have the police taken any action yet,or do they just give her a walk over,it does sound like its the same person,though dont suppose a bike and selling milk will confirm it to them.is this the same person with one eye,
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Post by: geordieboy on September 29, 2008, 08:23:16 AM
Keep an eye out for her. :)
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Post by: c1 on September 29, 2008, 10:52:18 AM
one eyed hooker? so who knows she's a hooker and how? the brightest thing about the turkish polis is their uniform button's. great at catching/taxing speeding motorists or people not wearing helmets on bikes although seen many polis officers riding into the station on the main drag without helmet. why should they catch this thief ? you must know by now that we (foriegners) are seen as rich and ripe for picking even by the bar/ resturant owners who charge different prices to holiday makers, expats, and cheapest deal goes to nationals.
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Post by: kenkay on September 30, 2008, 00:37:44 AM
C1. In view of your high esteem of how our Turkish hosts treat us Brits, I ask myself "why do you come[?][?]"
Ken:D

C1. Just read a later post of yours so I can sympathise 8) 8)
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Post by: c1 on September 30, 2008, 10:52:15 AM
I also got caught speeding as well, and now being back have a stinking cold. I reckon colds and flu effect men more.
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Post by: tonysue on September 30, 2008, 20:43:30 PM
Of course it does C1. Its man flu.:D
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Post by: geordieboy on October 01, 2008, 13:54:20 PM
Was talking to a pal from Calis last night,he's not a member of CBF,and I mentioned to him the situation regarding the one eyed lady with the sticky fingers.It materialised that he'd had a visit from her and was a few Lira the lighter.
He made a few inquiries, and in his words ''she's a bit dooally,and under medication.He also stated that the local Gestapo knew all about her and could'nt or would'nt do anything about it.
I know all the above could be just local chatter,but if the comment about her being under medication was true,perhaps it could explain her irrational behaviour.
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Post by: tinkerman on October 01, 2008, 14:38:55 PM
Doll said the same