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Calis Beach Forum => Calis Beach Questions and Information => Topic started by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 12:03:26 PM

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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 12:03:26 PM
Here I was, gazing out the window at sunny Scotland, and I thought of a topic. It may be rubbish, but let's see :D

If CBF provided 6 members for a Big Brother competition, and you were one, who would you choose as your 5 other housemates [:o]

And possibly, which 5 would you dread : :)
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Post by: tinkerman on September 17, 2008, 12:15:13 PM
Time to come back keith
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 12:21:32 PM
It's raining again Tinx, just me and my imagination here.
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Post by: Anne on September 17, 2008, 12:22:22 PM
you've got too much time on your hands
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 12:24:37 PM
I know!

I'm looking on the internet for a duck, can you believe it, a DUCK!
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Post by: tinkerman on September 17, 2008, 12:28:34 PM
Oh God he's really gone this time... NURSE!!
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Post by: Anne on September 17, 2008, 12:30:00 PM
you know what they say about men and their rubber toys!
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 12:31:29 PM
We took the girls to feed the ducks yesterday, hundreds of your common mallards and just one little b*****d who wasn't. Now the kids want to know what what type of duck he is. How the hell do I know :D
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Post by: tinkerman on September 17, 2008, 13:04:42 PM
What did it look like,
This topic is getting interesting now
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 13:07:00 PM
A swan
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Post by: SteveJ on September 17, 2008, 13:09:04 PM
In my experience the duck that most resembles a swan is actually a swan.
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 13:10:14 PM
No not really  ;)

Ok

It is slimmer than a mallard, white and light grey of the body with an orangey head. It's bill is quite slim and pointed, unlike a mallard with it's wide flat bill. Also, in bread throwing events, it is far more aggressive than a mallard.

So do you know my duck, my duck.
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Post by: tinkerman on September 17, 2008, 13:11:35 PM
I thought you said little? was it a sygnet
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 13:17:20 PM
No I didn't say little, I said little b******d which is different. Not a cygnet no, I recognise those. And they don't have pointy beaks and orangey heads do they. About the same size as a mallard, but sleeker.
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Post by: Diverbaz 1 on September 17, 2008, 13:18:16 PM

It's a slim, white and light grey with an orangey head narrow bill duck, quite a rare specimen, distant relative of the same duck with a wide bill:D

Baz 8)
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 13:19:39 PM
You aren't helping much
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Post by: Diverbaz 1 on September 17, 2008, 13:21:58 PM
Pygmy Swan????

Baz 8)
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Post by: tinkerman on September 17, 2008, 13:22:46 PM
That'll be the Lesser Mallard
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 13:24:07 PM
But it had Morer bread
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Post by: sugarybaba on September 17, 2008, 13:39:50 PM
Why don't we put all the ducks on BB - would be a really fun show !! :D
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 13:41:12 PM
Big Duck eh? Bet it would be more entertaining than Big Brother
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Post by: sugarybaba on September 17, 2008, 13:43:28 PM
Watching paint dry is more interesting than Big Brother !!
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 13:44:22 PM
That used to be my job :D
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Post by: sugarybaba on September 17, 2008, 13:51:50 PM
lol.... you really are bored arent you Keith ???
Best get the paint can out or get back to Calis soon
Good to see that your interesting topic worked..any more topic ideas ???  8)
Is it going to rain today do you think?? In Calis that is not Scotland ?!?!
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Post by: tonysue on September 17, 2008, 13:55:15 PM
Orange head?? in scotland??? must be a  jimmy duck or a Hucknall(mick) duck:D:D
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Post by: Tors__ on September 17, 2008, 14:02:36 PM
Isnt Mick Hucknall frm Manchester?
Hence Simply Red cos hes a scum fan?
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Post by: tonysue on September 17, 2008, 14:08:07 PM
too clever for me Tors. :)
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Post by: Tors__ on September 17, 2008, 14:10:46 PM
Naaa i just grew up with Simply Red being banned in the house as my dad said 'were not having that scummer singing in this house'
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Post by: pookie on September 17, 2008, 14:18:38 PM
Is this the one ?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Red-crested.pochard.slimbridge.arp.jpg
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 14:20:31 PM
I got all excited there Pooks

No :(

It had a less roundy head and a bit sticky up feathers upon it. And a much thinner more pointed beak :D
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Post by: tinkerman on September 17, 2008, 14:22:25 PM
a seagull then
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 14:24:44 PM
Ah, yes, maybe it was. I've been having strange dreams recently too. Maybe I didn't actually see the duck at all.
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Post by: heather07 on September 17, 2008, 17:14:22 PM
What pond is this duck in?  I will check it out.  
it definately isn,t Scone pond they all run away from bread.  they are either snobs or overfed.
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Post by: tinkerman on September 17, 2008, 17:16:47 PM
it was an imaginary pond
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Post by: Rindaloo on September 17, 2008, 17:24:22 PM
A wet dream....
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Post by: number2 on September 17, 2008, 17:29:23 PM
Now now, Rindaloo, i've had my legs slapped for lowering the tone. Alan
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Post by: heather07 on September 17, 2008, 17:29:42 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Rindaloo

A wet dream....



 :-\oooooooooRindaloo :-\
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Post by: wickwilly on September 17, 2008, 18:03:20 PM
Maybe it was a shag!!!
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 18:06:38 PM
Nope, I had a shag in the back garden once so I'd know another one. I took my camera and would you believe it, all the mallards are there and Mr orange plumes has gone. He was there yesterday honest. It's in the boat lake at the South Inch Heather, or rather, it isn't.
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Post by: puma on September 17, 2008, 18:39:05 PM
grebe or a coot
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Post by: SteveJ on September 17, 2008, 18:58:42 PM
or in the word of that famouse duck song - grebe your coot and grebe your hat , leave your warblers on the door stoop
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Post by: tonysue on September 17, 2008, 18:59:19 PM
quote:
Originally posted by puma

grebe or a coot



who is ?:D
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Post by: bee on September 17, 2008, 19:04:30 PM
was it daffy duck! from a (scum fan) how sad!!!
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Post by: Highlander on September 17, 2008, 20:35:33 PM
Sorry if this is posted under the wrong topic, but....

1. Scunner - to find out more about what living in Turkey is like in more detail.
2. Laffa - I could look at that smile all day, but also to get to know the real Maureen.
3. MikeA - I think we could have some interesting evenings chatting and possibly the odd arguement.
4. Crabbit - to find out what he's really like
5. Gorgeous Bird - then I could find out what she really looks like
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Post by: tinkerman on September 17, 2008, 20:44:05 PM
anyway back to the ducks....
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Post by: Crabbit on September 17, 2008, 23:02:56 PM
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp173/crabbit49/harris-orville.jpg)
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Post by: Gorgeous_bird on September 17, 2008, 23:08:14 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Highlander

Sorry if this is posted under the wrong topic, but....

5. Gorgeous Bird - then I could find out what she really looks like




She looks Gorgeous- but probably be the first to be evicted.:D
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Post by: Scunner on September 17, 2008, 23:10:48 PM
There's no way you'd be first evicted, Highlander would be in there too  ;)
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Post by: Bybell on September 18, 2008, 11:03:45 AM
Was it one of these?!!!!

http://images.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=redhead+duck&spell=1
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Post by: Susi on September 18, 2008, 11:10:04 AM
alright me duck!!  :D
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Post by: lance on September 18, 2008, 11:41:26 AM
Whats happened to the big brother post how this started ,now its all about b....y ducks.get back to the original post please.

quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

There's no way you'd be first evicted, Highlander would be in there too  ;)

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Post by: Scunner on September 18, 2008, 14:32:22 PM
Thanks Bybell Sir, but no :(
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Post by: tribalelder on September 18, 2008, 16:18:13 PM
Are you sure it wasn't a punk with a red mohican....Drowning?
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Post by: mike A on September 18, 2008, 17:35:05 PM
"3. MikeA - I think we could have some interesting evenings chatting and possibly the odd arguement"

Me argue, never ;)
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Post by: Scunner on September 18, 2008, 19:08:29 PM
Definitely something grebe related, the beak/bill is definitely grebo style. Just thought you'd be interested.
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Post by: lance on September 19, 2008, 11:41:18 AM
So whats happened to the thread you started keith everyone seems to have forgotten that,its all these bloody ducks flying around.
                           


quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

Definitely something grebe related, the beak/bill is definitely grebo style. Just thought you'd be interested.

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Post by: Scunner on September 19, 2008, 11:57:54 AM
Nobody liked the initial idea, me duck.
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Post by: laffa on September 19, 2008, 20:09:52 PM
 :)Are we ducking or -ucking peolpe off from the forum BB. ;)
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Post by: puma on September 19, 2008, 20:12:52 PM
no i did not like the idea either, too much ducking and diving
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Post by: laffa on September 19, 2008, 20:21:18 PM
 8) Eh,
Looks like i'm gonna have to get back into the forum,I must be missing something.:P