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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Highlander on December 14, 2008, 19:43:07 PM

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Post by: Highlander on December 14, 2008, 19:43:07 PM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Twelve CBFers convening
Eleven gigolos gyrating (selfish sod Mrs H)
Ten boat trippers-a-boating
Nine salsa dancers
Eight tourists-a-tanning (female obviously)
Seven Laffas-a-laughing
Six Nevras-a-nibbling (food of course !)
Five ruby rings
Four estate agents calling
Three Turkish baths
Two cheap flights
And a swallow in a villa eaves

And some things I'm glad she didn't send me

Knobheads-a-knocking
Picketpockets-a-picking
Toyboys-a-thrusting
Mozzies-a-mating