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General Topics => The Debating Chamber => Topic started by: BlackAdder on April 23, 2009, 00:57:01 AM
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I have to say I bloody despise that gormless, condescending little creep, Noel Edmonds. He is such a patronising, rude, talentless, flat-headed, cloth-eared, swivel-eyed dollop of nothing. The way he talks to people on his show (a bunch of idiots opening bloody boxes for christ's sake and they call it entertainment) he should be stuck in a box himself and shipped off to somewhere far, far away.
I could never, ever, tire of slapping him.
My mum quite likes him though...
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:D go for it Adder, whatever rocks your boat, it gives Wossy a break ;)
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I take it you got rejected for the show.!! ;):D:D
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Originally posted by BlackAdder
I have to say I bloody despise that gormless, condescending little creep, Noel Edmonds. He is such a patronising, rude, talentless, flat-headed, cloth-eared, swivel-eyed dollop of nothing. The way he talks to people on his show (a bunch of idiots opening bloody boxes for christ's sake and they call it entertainment) he should be stuck in a box himself and shipped off to somewhere far, far away.
I could never, ever, tire of slapping him.
:Dwhat are you trying to say about him:D ;)
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He speaks very highly of you. :o
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There are others I cannot stand, but sometimes I don't know why. Some other TV "personalities" I don't like :
Gok Wan (Gok w*nker I call him)
Jeffrey Archer (crook, liar, adulterer, twat)
Colin and Justin (a pair of interior designers famous for bugger all)
Dominic Littlewood (slap-headed chancer off the one show)
Carol Vorderman (mutton dressed as lamb and a stupid laugh)
Alastair Stewart (News bloke, can't speak properly, did a police driving program then got caught driving pi$$ed)
Paul Ross (Makes his brother, Johnathon, look talented)
Vernon Kaye (squeaky clean, good looking but so, so dull)
Derek Acorah (fake medium, not very good, only gets "posessed" by spirits with a scouse accent)
Alan Titchmarsh (growing potatos doesn't make you clever)
Peter Andre and Jordan (probably the most irritating pair on TV, so is he)
James Martin (Celebrity chef, dunno why, probably because he's richer, younger and better looking than me)
Helen Chamberlain (Sky sports Slapper. loud. thinks she's god's gift,she isn't. thinks she's funny, she isn't)
Bunty James (not been about for a while, still don't like her though, held back Jack Hargreaves)
Tom Cruise (shortarse nutter, beleives in aliens or somesuch)
Arsene Wenger (blind man who manages a football team)
Nigel Farage (UKIP twat, the slimiest of all slimy politicians)
Ant (but not Dec. or is it the other way round ?)
Jamie Oliver (Fat tongued nobber)
Bruce Forsyth (been around years, been annoying me for all of them)
Royal Correspondants (all of them, fawning lick-arses)
Bono (Thinks he's Bob Geldof)
Bob Geldof ("singer", fed some hungry people 20 years ago, Thinks he's as good as Bono)
that'll do for now....
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BlackAdder/laffa.....both Wossy and Edmonds would make a good team for a new programme...Lost In Space...would hope they would both get lost:D:D...cant stand either of them:D...a fitting tribute to them both, in the new programme of course......"lost and forgotten", lol:D:D[:o)]
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WOW Blackadder gets my vote for the next PM heading the Anti "worthless contemptible person" party.
Nice one Blackadder.:D:D:D
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Very funny, PMSL. Nice one, any more???????
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LOL is there anyone left