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Calis Beach Forum => Calis Beach Questions and Information => Topic started by: Highlander on June 30, 2009, 20:45:41 PM

Title: 1985 revisited (or so I thought)
Post by: Highlander on June 30, 2009, 20:45:41 PM

This is a sorry tale of a silly old git.

Mid way through our holiday, two ladies came to clean our apartment. When they had finished, the younger of the two stood at the foot of the stairs and beckoned me to "come, come" as she started to climb the stairs.

Now I was sure that Brenda had not ordered "additional services" and I couldn't remember if I had, so I duly obliged.

As we climbed the thirty-two steps, I tried desperately not to look where a man of my years shouldn't. Unsurprisingly, I failed miserably. At the head of the stairs, the young lady walked straight into the bedroom and I duly followed, my heart rate rising.

Once inside, this beautiful young woman lowered her eyes for a moment, then looked up with the most gorgeous brown eyes. She flashed me a seductive smile (well that's how I interpreted it) and in a soft sexy voice said "Ben sadece beyaz havlulari yikadim renklileri degil".  When I confessed to my shocking knowledge of the Turkish language, she kindly explained in broken English what she had said.

Well you can imagine my disappointment and I was forced to concede that "there's no fool like an old fool"

(I mean absolutely no offence to the young lady concerned)

Title: 1985 revisited (or so I thought)
Post by: sunnyd on June 30, 2009, 20:53:24 PM

:D:D
you said it... no fool like an old fool lol  :)

Title: 1985 revisited (or so I thought)
Post by: Scunner on June 30, 2009, 20:57:05 PM

Hehehe

Title: 1985 revisited (or so I thought)
Post by: sunnyd on June 30, 2009, 21:19:31 PM

go on then Keith.... translate lol :D

Title: 1985 revisited (or so I thought)
Post by: Scunner on June 30, 2009, 21:21:54 PM

Well, she said she washed the white towels but not the coloured ones. I'm surprised at you Nikkie, I thought you would know without having to ask me :D

Title: 1985 revisited (or so I thought)
Post by: sunnyd on June 30, 2009, 21:24:15 PM

lol!!! :D
if only msn could be seen on here  ;)

Title: 1985 revisited (or so I thought)
Post by: Highlander on June 30, 2009, 21:24:39 PM

Very good Scunner, but I had hope to have a few more people wondering what she had said before telling them.

Title: 1985 revisited (or so I thought)
Post by: sunnyd on June 30, 2009, 21:32:51 PM

:D
hehe but he asked me first... sorry Highlander I spoilt the post :(

Title: 1985 revisited (or so I thought)
Post by: Highlander on June 30, 2009, 21:35:45 PM

No worries Nikkie:D - Scunner could always delete the translation.