Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: geordieboy on September 08, 2009, 12:06:47 PM
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For some reason I've found this season pretty stressful,and I've been toying with the idea of getting some help in for next year,I hasten to add that this is not an advert,just a feeler to see if its a viable venture.
As you can see from the header I was thinking of a female helper,I do'nt know whether that is sexist or PC,and to be honest I do'nt care,the reason being I do'nt want some hairy arse round here smoking all my tabs and drinking all my beer.
The colour,creed,age,race of the lady is totally irrelevant,as long as she's a willing worker,of a cheerful disposition,is not a soap freak and has no little screamies in tow.
Her job,to be brief,is keep the pool maintained,walk the dogs,do the garden,clean the house,keep the vehicles clean and maintained,drive me to and from the pub,nothing too strenuous.
The most important thing is,that when the beer reinforcements arrive
is to bring the cold ones forward in the fridge,and place the new arrivals at the back,nothing worse than getting out of the pool,going to the fridge and rooting around for a cold one:(
Now for the sticky question of money,I thought perhaps 100TL a week sounded reasonable,she could give me the money weekly or monthly,not a problem.
As I said at the beginning,this is not an advert,I'me just putting the feelers out,any constructive suggestions or thoughts would be welcome. :)
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LOL, nice try, you have more chance of training your dogs to walk themselves. You had my interest untill the point of refilling the fridge and running around after you.
Got rid of one of them few yrs back would not be overly interested in taking on another liability. :D
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In your dreams!!!!
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:D:Dwhat planet are you on Geordieboy.
Speaking as an HR consultant - i think you and me need a chat..... ;):D: :)
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:D ha ha ha
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Haha! Great post!
:D
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You'll be flooded out with offers geordieboy.Just be a bit choosey,no scrag ends. :)
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Best laugh I've had this week ...keep us posted about any applicants for the job.....wont hold my breath though
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You have really had a very good dream Geordieboy...almost impossible I would have thought!.....very humourous...a nice post....just what is needed:D
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I'm a bit fed up - think I'll apply. Need to make a few changes first though ............................ :D
Great post :)
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If you find one, can you ask her if she has a sister:D Getting ready to duck and run when Fi reads this :o 8) 8) 8) ;)
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:o oo start runnin Eric!!
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For some reason Geardieboy I didn't find any thing wrong with you're post. I didn't realise it was a joke until I read the ridiculously small amount you were going to allow her to pay you for carrying out these essential tasks ;)
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Originally posted by amanda bullock
:o oo start runnin Eric!!
I am, I'm in Antalya at the moment and still running:D:D ;) ;)
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:D
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Will there be a work permit with that?
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Position easy to fill, bring the wife
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Well only person I can think of and that's Mary Poppins, she had a cheery disposition !!!
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geordieboy
Have you forgotten about your washing and ironing ? :o
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He was keeping that quiet until she signed up!
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I have just what you are looking for!
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100TL weekly is worth it just to give me peace and quiet!: :):D
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looks like your looking for a wife mate! lol
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LOL like the boots
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Just to give an update to my post,frankly I've been blown away by the response,so to all you ladies out there,and to avoid any disappointment,I'me afraid I have to favour Bronwyn,a young lady from Swansea who was runner up in the 2008 Miss Neath wet Tshirt competition.
To answer your queries Bronwyn,the fact you're Welsh is totally immaterial,yes there are sheep in Turkey,and yes pet,you can keep one as a pet,pet.And yes I will try and carry the crates of beer in,even though my backs a bit delicate.I'll just put my little Princess in the loop,no problem,then I'll contact you.
By the way Eric,you're in luck,she has got a sister,I'll forward you her details shortly. :).
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I met a lady from wales once, when I asked her where she was from she said Prestatyn, so I did, we have been good friends ever since. ;)
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Originally posted by mike A
I met a lady from wales once, when I asked her where she was from she said Prestatyn, so I did, we have been good friends ever since. ;)
It couldn`t have been the one I met.
When I did it she looked at me sheepishly and lamblasted me.
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