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Other Local Resorts & Areas => Ovacik Discussion Forum => Topic started by: marjo on November 24, 2009, 14:50:21 PM

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Post by: marjo on November 24, 2009, 14:50:21 PM: A friend of ours is coming to stay in ovacik
Has anybody got a contact tel number for somebody who sells wood for an open fire
cheers
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Post by: KKOB on November 24, 2009, 16:00:39 PM: Yes, his name is Bayram. He speaks reasonable English and his mobile number is 0554 788 59 63

1 tonne of hardwood, cut to size for a Soba or open fire, will cost around 220 TL including delivery.
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Post by: geordieboy on November 24, 2009, 17:32:24 PM: Its all in bags as well.
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Post by: neesie1171 on November 25, 2009, 07:31:25 AM: Hi there, do you know if he will deliver to Koca Calis or is he just local to Ovacik? Also, is this the same Bayram that can fit wood burning stoves?

Thanks
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Post by: KKOB on November 25, 2009, 07:40:26 AM: quote:
Originally posted by geordieboy

Its all in bags as well.

I don't think it is !

Yes, he'll deliver to Koca Calis for a small extra charge.

No, it's not the same fella.
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Post by: geordieboy on November 25, 2009, 12:25:48 PM: Yes,it is the same guy,he's married to Kathy who owns Goldfinger n Hisaronu.
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Post by: KKOB on November 25, 2009, 14:22:43 PM: Definitely NOT the same guy then !
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Post by: geordieboy on November 26, 2009, 12:39:19 PM: I'me bloody confused now.
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Post by: KKOB on November 26, 2009, 12:46:17 PM: quote:
Originally posted by KKOB

Yes, his name is Bayram. He speaks reasonable English and his mobile number is 0554 788 59 63

1 tonne of hardwood, cut to size for a Soba or open fire, will cost around 220 TL including delivery.

The fella called Bayram I'm referring to ISN'T married to Kathy.
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Post by: Scunner on November 26, 2009, 13:18:40 PM: Is it possible that geordieboy thinks there is only one Bayram in the World :D
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Post by: Diverbaz 1 on November 26, 2009, 14:10:54 PM: Ah!!! but does the other one speak english:D:D:D
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Post by: tinkerman on November 26, 2009, 14:12:01 PM: Who Kathy?
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Post by: Scunner on November 26, 2009, 14:14:22 PM: One speaks reasonable English and the other one has it in bags.
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Post by: tinkerman on November 26, 2009, 14:18:37 PM: I know he sings whilst cutting down the trees, I think its loggerhythms
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Post by: Scunner on November 26, 2009, 14:26:31 PM: He says the best wood comes from trees that have their base submerged slightly, growing at the very edge of inland water expanses. He actually owns a just in timber lake
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Post by: tinkerman on November 26, 2009, 14:30:00 PM: Why would you want to fire wood anyway, I think hes done a grand job!
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Post by: KKOB on November 26, 2009, 14:33:00 PM: I wish I could get wood ! ;)
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Post by: Scunner on November 26, 2009, 14:39:23 PM: Is this the Bayram that also does computer upgrades? I've heard his bark is worse than his byte.
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Post by: tinkerman on November 26, 2009, 14:44:27 PM: I wanted to buy ewe but could only Bayram
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Post by: KKOB on November 26, 2009, 14:56:12 PM: You should have tried one of the other branches.
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Post by: marjo on November 26, 2009, 15:17:34 PM: Thanks for the (original) info! Much appreciated, as are the jokes!
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Post by: KKOB on November 26, 2009, 15:44:00 PM: That's Oak-ay !
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Post by: kevin3 on November 26, 2009, 16:19:28 PM: Wood yew cut it out.Silly barks.Just leaf it out.
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Post by: corbindallas on November 26, 2009, 17:40:38 PM: I'm rooted to these seedlings of information.
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Post by: kevin3 on November 26, 2009, 18:03:54 PM: Yew'l cedar lot of info if yule log-on. :)
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Post by: KKOB on November 26, 2009, 18:53:14 PM: Fir enough.
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Post by: kevin3 on November 26, 2009, 19:16:48 PM: Acorn y thread,this.
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Post by: geordieboy on November 27, 2009, 12:36:25 PM: Any more attempts at wit I'll be sycamore :).
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Post by: KKOB on November 27, 2009, 14:16:13 PM: No that old chestnut again !
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 27, 2009, 15:40:47 PM: Yule not be geordieboy :)
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Post by: kevin3 on November 27, 2009, 18:17:22 PM: New members looking in will think we're all conkers.
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Post by: Diverbaz 1 on November 27, 2009, 18:18:34 PM: More like barking
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Post by: tinkerman on November 27, 2009, 18:30:59 PM: Im stumped
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 27, 2009, 18:56:59 PM: more like out on a limb :D
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Post by: KKOB on November 27, 2009, 19:25:59 PM: Nuts
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Post by: tinkerman on November 27, 2009, 19:32:09 PM: fircone give it up!
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 27, 2009, 19:58:19 PM: leaf it out.
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Post by: kevin3 on November 27, 2009, 20:47:17 PM: Calis
Beech
Firum [:o)][:o)]:D
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Post by: tinkerman on November 27, 2009, 21:02:51 PM: yew wood knot post yew plank
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Post by: kevin3 on November 27, 2009, 21:08:31 PM: Did yew twig it Tinks?Spruce yerself up an start again.
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Post by: kevin3 on November 27, 2009, 21:19:57 PM: Does this count?

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/802045-elf-n-safety-chops-christmas-tree
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 28, 2009, 05:36:28 AM: now your branching out Kevin :)
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Post by: KKOB on November 28, 2009, 06:35:36 AM: I've just twigged what you're up to. It's plane to see.
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 28, 2009, 07:02:24 AM: its knot :)
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Post by: kevin3 on November 28, 2009, 07:44:13 AM: Ash ually it is.You're always going against the grain,Brian. :P
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 28, 2009, 07:56:10 AM: wood you believe it kevin, im knot going against the grain, im cross cutting thank you berry mulch :P
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Post by: kevin3 on November 28, 2009, 08:04:37 AM: :o :oIs that like cross dressing?Bugger this.I'm going to form a splinter group.What a ballsa up.!!! :D:D
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Post by: tinkerman on November 28, 2009, 08:15:49 AM: I think thats enough stick for now
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Post by: kevin3 on November 28, 2009, 08:20:48 AM: And YOU can stop your cutting remarks!! :)
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 28, 2009, 08:27:48 AM: dont freight kevin, its only an oak :P
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Post by: KKOB on November 28, 2009, 08:37:15 AM: Right, pack it in Ebonybody !
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Post by: tinkerman on November 28, 2009, 08:43:48 AM: oakay
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 28, 2009, 13:17:51 PM: yew must be oaking
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Post by: KKOB on November 28, 2009, 13:20:30 PM: Right, let's bring this to a conker-lusion now !:D
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Post by: Scunner on November 28, 2009, 13:23:26 PM: I don't appreciate the poor jokes towards the end of this topic. I'm thinking of setting up a splinter group.
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 28, 2009, 13:36:39 PM: the splinter group...can we larch around on there....or will it be an acer group or will we just have to fig ur it out when we get there.
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Post by: Scunner on November 28, 2009, 13:40:00 PM: It'll be better veneer.
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Post by: kevin3 on November 28, 2009, 13:40:24 PM: I'll be rooting for your new group.But I warn you now,it's grafting work.I'll be off now for a shampoo&shaving.Bet I end up with a saw chin.

:) :)
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 28, 2009, 14:02:52 PM: probably be better by fir
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Post by: kevin3 on November 28, 2009, 14:25:39 PM: Keith.If you leave for the splinter group,who'll be left at the elm??Or will it be axed? :)
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 28, 2009, 16:13:31 PM: yull be chipped and mulched kevin...saw dust on the floor...youve had one close shave but this could mean you will be boxed for ever unless you turn over a new leaf and spruce your self up :)
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Post by: barry44544 on November 28, 2009, 18:13:05 PM: If this topic isn't locked soon, someone should call the Copse!!
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Post by: kevin3 on November 28, 2009, 18:51:15 PM: If it runs to many more pages we'll all need to be experts at LOGerithums to keep count. :)
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Post by: Old Daffodil on November 28, 2009, 19:54:16 PM: Yew are all nuts, what sort of fir um is this? :)
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Post by: tinkerman on November 28, 2009, 20:27:05 PM: Roy Wood
Ronnie Wood
Victoria Wood
Kate Bush
and Twiggy
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Post by: tinkerman on November 28, 2009, 20:27:44 PM: Natalie woodn't
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Post by: tinkerman on November 28, 2009, 20:31:49 PM: and you can forget about logger rythms, twigonometry is in,
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 28, 2009, 20:36:18 PM: do we need to muli ply then tinxs[?]or is it ply r squared[?]
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Post by: tinkerman on November 28, 2009, 20:41:13 PM: This calls for a coniference
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Post by: grahamturner09 on November 28, 2009, 21:26:06 PM: Well I am stumped if I can think of any thing to add to this topic
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Post by: tinkerman on November 28, 2009, 21:32:20 PM: we do wattle on a bit
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Post by: Scunner on November 28, 2009, 21:39:24 PM: Anyone getting our drift would enjoy this topic
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Post by: bewva on November 28, 2009, 21:50:53 PM: quote:
Originally posted by tinkerman

Natalie woodn't

Edwood woodwood wood
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Post by: tinkerman on November 29, 2009, 01:23:43 AM: so wood woody woodpecker
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 29, 2009, 05:40:29 AM: and the wooden tops wood to
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Post by: Old Daffodil on November 29, 2009, 08:29:00 AM: Enough of this, I am off to the beech for a larch about.I am taking my stick with me.

I will probably meet Jack and get lumbered with him.
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Post by: geordieboy on November 29, 2009, 11:07:13 AM: Well,I'me fir bushed.
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Post by: KKOB on November 29, 2009, 11:14:41 AM: quote:
Originally posted by bewva

Edwood Woodwood wood

He woodn't. 'Cos now he's Deadwood Woodwood !:D
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Post by: kevin3 on November 29, 2009, 11:31:16 AM: And folk will pine for him,yew axe them.
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Post by: Eric on November 29, 2009, 11:32:46 AM: JedWood can sing along to all this:-\
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Post by: Old Daffodil on November 29, 2009, 12:22:22 PM: How about "The Deadwood Stage is a coming on over the hill"?
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Post by: kevin3 on November 29, 2009, 20:40:38 PM: Sawyer coming with that one Daffodil.As bad as Forest Gump.!!:D:D
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Post by: bewva on November 29, 2009, 21:11:50 PM: I thought this topic wood have burnt itself out by now.
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Post by: jonuzumlu on November 30, 2009, 05:57:31 AM: This thread is fast becoming a load of balsa
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Post by: scouser2swife on November 30, 2009, 09:30:50 AM: This topic is setting everyones imagination on fire.:D
wood you have credited it?
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Post by: Old Daffodil on November 30, 2009, 10:07:53 AM: Who else is fir bushed with this topic?
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Post by: bewva on November 30, 2009, 12:48:22 PM: Its been a treet reading it, fir play to everyone who has contributed but I am going to branch out and try another thread, so I'll leaf it at that before I get some stick.
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Post by: scouser2swife on November 30, 2009, 18:13:24 PM: Has anyone noticed the price of Efes lately? :-\ :-\: :)
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Post by: brianthegardener on November 30, 2009, 19:05:05 PM: talking of stick.....wood be nice to see this topic go on for eefir and efir,
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Post by: Old Daffodil on November 30, 2009, 19:51:12 PM: Stuff the Efes,we are working our way through a bottle of Coffee Bailey's!:D:P:P:DThe nights are cold and dark!!!