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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Highlander on December 07, 2009, 22:20:46 PM

Title: I don't do
Post by: Highlander on December 07, 2009, 22:20:46 PM: sympathy for allegedly spotlessly clean celebrities who transgress (that's a new word for it)

moisturiser

Scottish Independence

the x factor or I'm a celebrity

opening presents before birthdays or Christmas

films that contain gratuitous violence

How about you..................
Title: I don't do
Post by: Scunner on December 07, 2009, 22:43:09 PM: I don't do

Self service tills in supermarkets

Pubs with nowhere left to sit

Films that contain gratuitous romance

Economy pizzas

Buses

Cocaine
Title: I don't do
Post by: mike A on December 07, 2009, 23:18:16 PM: I don't do

Aftershave

Football

Meat

Designer gear

Folk dancing

Depression
Title: I don't do
Post by: Anne on December 08, 2009, 00:41:05 AM: I don't do..................

football

rap music

jewellery

tv in general

drugs

nice thread Mr H:D
Title: I don't do
Post by: Rindaloo on December 08, 2009, 00:50:33 AM: I don't do......

Tripe

Drum and Bass

Drinking and driving

Cats eye contact lenses

Pot holing
Title: I don't do
Post by: karaokemark on December 08, 2009, 06:41:39 AM: I don't do

Karaoke

lettuce

Exercise

Put Britain down

Seafood

Work
Title: I don't do
Post by: arrian on December 08, 2009, 07:14:17 AM: i don't do

bad manners

swear

eat meat (don't like the taste )

drink tea (ditto)

stay at home holidays

eat toast in bed

clean the kitchen as often as i should
Title: I don't do
Post by: tinkerman on December 08, 2009, 07:35:11 AM: Manchester United

Miserable Gits

Gossipmongers

American Sports

Celebrity News
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Post by: Gorgeous_bird on December 08, 2009, 07:53:51 AM: I don't do

Racism

Liver or offal

alcohol to excess

lying in

whisky
Title: I don't do
Post by: hubblebubbles on December 08, 2009, 08:13:54 AM: Television
Beefburgers
Eating in bed
Organised exercise
Dieting ( but I wish I did)
Title: I don't do
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on December 08, 2009, 08:56:49 AM: Beaches
Crusty cracked heels (though it very popular with lots of women)
Plastic Christmas Trees
Plastic Flowers
The X Factor
Strictly Come Dancing
T.V. Soaps
Bingo
Jeggings -what are they all about?
Title: I don't do
Post by: mavigoz on December 08, 2009, 09:08:40 AM: i don't do
Miserable whining Brits
bad service in restaurants
cliquey little groups of people
getting up before 8.00 a.m.
Turkish nescafe
people who push in front in queues
yaprak dolma (slimy and yuk)
Title: I don't do
Post by: Highlander on December 08, 2009, 12:04:57 PM: church going
smoking (39 days, 12 hours and 5 minutes but who's counting)
pictionary
a foreign language
dancing
interesting posts
sex (well not since 1985 and with another person)
Title: I don't do
Post by: tinkerman on December 08, 2009, 12:49:34 PM: "sex (well not since 1985 and with another person)"
on your own then, well that confirms everything we thought:D
Title: I don't do
Post by: tiddly winks on December 08, 2009, 13:45:31 PM: I don't do...

cold weather

prawns

being ill

homework/coursework (teachers really should know by now that I can't bring myself to do it)

american football

low blood pressure - I don't like it, and it doesn't like me. [:(!]
Title: I don't do
Post by: dreamon on December 08, 2009, 21:00:08 PM: I Don't do:-

Rain.:-\
High priced Effs.[:(!]
Cheap Whiskey.:-\
Readers Digest special offers.[:o)]
Title: I don't do
Post by: laffa on December 08, 2009, 22:56:14 PM: I dont do........
wait in a queue (big no no)
Defo the same as Scunner, the self sevice till.Grrrrrrrrrr
Sterry milk
male drivers wearing a hat & glasses
try clothes on in the shops
farmville
family trees
phony people
drugs.
Gillet & Hicks.

ther's loads more,but cant think of them all.
Title: I don't do
Post by: Highlander on December 08, 2009, 23:34:35 PM: "there's loads more....."

I know what you mean Laffa, especially when you're a grumpy old git like me.

Prepare your self for lots more.................
Title: I don't do
Post by: Highlander on December 09, 2009, 00:05:24 AM: well I did warn you..............

laminate flooring throughout the house.

playing any sport or game (eg Trivial Pursuit) just for fun. "It's only a game" - you must be joking - if you're not bothered about winning, why are you playing.

politically correctness

abstinence (lately)

not being jealous of the way Turkish men move - b&*t%*^s

smoking (40 days, 0 hours and 1 minutes - but who's counting)

portions/presentation in so called "fancy "restaurants - first, I'm bloody starving - give my a decent helping of whatever I've ordered -I get so embarrassed sitting there waiting for the rest of it to arrive only to be told by a fellow diner that it has. Second, don't put the pork loin on a bed of baby potatoes - I have to move it off of there to cut it, so why bother. And whilst I remember, don't ask me every five minutes if everything is ok with my meal. If it wasn't I wouldn't be eating it. And PS I wouldn't be complaining either because I'm a wimp.

Oh and guess what - early nights. Sleep peacefully everyone
Title: I don't do
Post by: Toky on December 09, 2009, 00:28:25 AM: I don't do....

Xmas, its Christmas!
Giving way to taxi drivers
Scary movies
Ironing
Kids runny noses
Soft boiled eggs
Baseball caps (on any age or gender)
Brand new Tracky bottoms & trainers in holiday queues @ airport
Bare middles & mega love handles spilling over girls clothing
My "know-it-all-about-absolutely-everything" cousin!

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Title: I don't do
Post by: albaman on December 09, 2009, 07:40:55 AM: I don't do "typical" Scottishness including whisky, porridge, & football, especially of the sectarian variety!

You can include kilts, they are highland dress for North of Stirling,not Lowland Scotland & why only for weddings?

I am however, a very proud scotsman & will always be:

First: Scottish
Second: British
Third: Not English
Fourth: One of "Jock Thomson's bairns".
Title: I don't do
Post by: scouser2swife on December 09, 2009, 18:52:37 PM: I don't do...
Phoney chocolate:-\
High heels :-\
wearing every piece of jewellery you've got at the same time[} :)cliques :o
vindaloo :-\
turkish fish & chips[xx(]
less than 40 cigs a day ;)
Title: I don't do
Post by: julesbob0303 on December 09, 2009, 20:12:21 PM: I don't do

- smoking
- stroppy teenagers (specially my own)
- sicky kids on school trips (why do they go if they suffer from travel sickness [?] )
- cabbage (yuck!)
- British holidays in the rain (actually - British holidays, full stop!)
- crap weather (cold, wet and windy - brrrr, roll on the Spring :D )
- cold beds
- sitting in airports, in the middle of the night, waiting for delayed flights (grrrrr!)
- dresses (well, maybe in the hot weather in Turkey!)
- drinking spirits (unless we've run out of beer/lager/wine :-\ )
Title: I don't do
Post by: tiddly winks on December 09, 2009, 21:37:57 PM: I must be a really grumpy teenager because I've managed to think of more.

cold hands and feet (why me?)
when people say 'I need tell you something' then they don't [:(!]
Arsenal losing- I'm a real sore loser for the team
being allowed to drink on holiday, but not at home (wtf is that about?)
long essays on Jane Eyre
long waits til the next holiday - something like 6 months now :(

I can probably guarantee more lists soon :D
Title: I don't do
Post by: scouser2swife on December 09, 2009, 22:05:01 PM: I don't do
Thong sandals:(
Thongs :-\
cups of tea[xx(]
vegetarian meals[8)]
watching cr#p television:P
cruelty to animals 8)
Title: I don't do
Post by: mike A on December 10, 2009, 12:20:44 PM: I don't do
Binge Drinking
Animal cruelty
Gambling (apart from the odd unlucky dip on the lottery)
Racism
Judging books by there covers
Career Yorkshiremen, Scotsman, Gays or whoever. ;)
8)
Title: I don't do
Post by: Scunner on December 10, 2009, 13:01:57 PM: I won't be introducing you to my friend Tarquin Illingworth-McDuff then
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Post by: miaspyro on December 10, 2009, 13:08:41 PM: i dont do

Bad moods
ars*****s
Gossip
a certain phrase used in films regarding you mother (hate it with a passion, should be banned)
the dogs getting on my best sofa
Title: I don't do
Post by: Scunner on December 10, 2009, 13:28:13 PM: quote:
Originally posted by miaspyro

i dont do

Bad moods
ars*****s
Gossip

You're living in the wrong place then :D

Thanks for your email by the way, who would of thought it - him with her! I thought she was happily married! Her husband will go mad when he finds out. I hope she washes the fish slice before she uses it again.