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Introduce Yourself => New Member Introductions => Topic started by: number2 on November 02, 2004, 01:48:15 AM

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Post by: number2 on November 02, 2004, 01:48:15 AM
registered with the forum today, but bought appartment 2yrs ago, best move ive ever made, Mustafa from scarlett bar found it for me, him & his brothers Murat & Hakan have helped me ever since, i'd be lost without them, even had to come back in October to pay £100 bar bill from September, could you even imagine leaving a pub in England owing £1. abbo
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Post by: Orange on November 02, 2004, 08:38:29 AM
Hi Welcome to the forum - was that bar bill for one night '!!!!!!!!
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Post by: number2 on November 02, 2004, 09:43:33 AM
If it was i dont remember. but then again i dont remember most nights. Vodka orange & raki sprite should be banned, they give me amnesia
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Post by: sandgrounder on November 02, 2004, 09:45:49 AM
Welcome Number 2
Where abouts is your appartment, is it in calis ?
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Post by: number2 on November 02, 2004, 10:20:18 AM
aries appartments, right opposite meri bar, could do with some form of heating for when i retire, any suggestions will be greatfully received
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Post by: sandgrounder on November 02, 2004, 11:25:34 AM
Air conditioning units.
Wood burners.
electric storage heaters (but im told they are expensive to run )
Im sure if there is more,someone will say
Jan
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Post by: Anne on November 02, 2004, 11:29:21 AM
Welcome to the forum No2.
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Post by: xanadu on November 02, 2004, 12:11:29 PM
Hot woman and a quilt?????????
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Post by: gt on November 02, 2004, 12:32:02 PM
hi number2 and welcome,
                       bet you have to go out again in dec to pay last months bill.
Hi xanadu hope that does not class as touting?,only joking before the forum e-mails me with 100's of complaints
graham
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Post by: xanadu on November 02, 2004, 12:50:06 PM
No offence taken and I already have my hot man and a quilt...........lucky me !
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Post by: raff on November 02, 2004, 13:19:00 PM
hi number2 and welcome, i know what you mean when you said about "amnesia" and that raki& sprite kit, we lost a few nights also.
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Post by: number2 on November 02, 2004, 18:06:35 PM
thanx for suggestions but does air conditioner give out enough heat to warm a room on a winter night, fair enough i have a hot woman & a duvet but we'll miss eastenders
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Post by: Chris & Patrick on November 02, 2004, 18:42:22 PM
Welcome to the forum, £100 bar bill - sound like our kind of people
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Post by: number2 on November 02, 2004, 19:11:59 PM
can only do it if your on hols, can make it up when you get home, can't do it if you live there can you, you know how much you have to spend & you have to make it last, Dawn thinks i'm a bore cos she wants to play games on the balcony & i get the dominoes out, do you think cards would be better
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Post by: number2 on November 02, 2004, 19:28:43 PM
Was down to my last £5 but won £3376 on irish lottery the weekend we come home. yippee. not bad for £5, it'll take bookie about 25yrs to get it back but i won't be here that long. Tough
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Post by: tel on November 02, 2004, 20:49:56 PM
hi Alan,
Welcome to the site/forum.
Tel
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Post by: number2 on November 06, 2004, 20:49:00 PM
Hi all, not read all normal jokes yet, only half way through em, just fancied reading a few adult ones at 01-30 this morning, but forum wouldn't let me, is it cos i'm only 56, or is it my fault cos i didn't mention it when i introduced myself. ALAN. p.s. theres some crackers on the normal one, but can never remember any
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Post by: Anne on November 07, 2004, 01:43:19 AM
you need to ask to have access to the adult jokes number2
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Post by: number2 on November 07, 2004, 19:14:23 PM
Hi Anne, who do i ask, even my youngest son is old enough to read em, so he'll most likely want to know. roll on summer, as a postman i can't stand posting mail in the ice & snow anymore, not since i bought our apt. anyway. Alan
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Post by: Tonya on November 07, 2004, 19:39:22 PM
You now have access Alan.
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Post by: number2 on November 09, 2004, 10:16:45 AM
cheers Tonya, had some good laughs & still got plenty to go. enough jokes left to keep me laughing til i get back to aries aparts in May. home again, well for 2wks anyway, managed to get over 4 times this year 9wks in all, it was great, costly but great. Alan
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Post by: Shrek on November 17, 2004, 21:37:50 PM
Hi everyone

Sitting here watching England playing Spain and losing 1-0
I want to cheer myself up and read the adult jokes but can't!!!
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Post by: valentine on November 17, 2004, 22:23:12 PM
Yes they're crap aren't they, especially Beckham! And belated welcome No.2!
Val
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Post by: Anne on November 17, 2004, 22:56:30 PM
Hey at least it was only 1 nil look what happened to us North of the border :(
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Post by: number2 on November 18, 2004, 16:04:29 PM
Boy am I sick, working for Royal Mail I have to wait until the end of this month before they let me know if I can have the weeks off that I want, so I can't book until they're confirmed, still it could be worse, in the bigger offices they tell you when you're gonna have you're weeks off. but hopefully 2wks in May & 2wks in Sept. better start praying.
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Post by: number2 on November 18, 2004, 16:16:35 PM
p.s. what does it mean when the file in front of where it says new member is burning, & why have i got a pencil saying edit file at the end, have i done something wrong, i usually do
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Post by: Cavfan on November 19, 2004, 13:38:05 PM
It means your topic is hot Alan and the pencil means as its your reply only you can edit it- say if you were writing in the small hours and had a few and spelt something wrong! Thats all, nothing sinister.
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Post by: number2 on November 19, 2004, 15:30:44 PM
hi csvfan, so everyone has a pencil of  their own, i thought it was just me, didn't even think anything in my file was hot either, but thanks for imformation.
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Post by: stoop on November 24, 2004, 23:37:54 PM
Number2,

It catches fire after 20 replies.

Stoop
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Post by: number2 on November 25, 2004, 13:17:24 PM
cheers Stoop, when does it self destruct
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Post by: stoop on November 25, 2004, 22:23:30 PM
Number2,

When Crabitt has an off day -lol.

Stoop
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Post by: number2 on November 26, 2004, 00:12:45 AM
if he's like me thats every day