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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: birdseye on January 01, 2010, 12:33:43 PM

Title: When love fades
Post by: birdseye on January 01, 2010, 12:33:43 PM

A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, love?  Chicken, beef or lamb?"

He said, "I'd love chicken, thank you!"

She replied, "F *#*  you. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat!"  :o:D