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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Highlander on January 06, 2010, 21:10:11 PM

Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: Highlander on January 06, 2010, 21:10:11 PM
A very good friend gave me this as a Christmas present.


(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/highlander_010/bell.jpg)


But it doesn't seeem to be working. I would be grateful if anyone could tell me how to get it working as my wrist is getting quite sore.
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: dreamon on January 06, 2010, 21:43:13 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Highlander
my wrist is getting quite sore.


Answers on a postcard please !! : :)
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: puma on January 06, 2010, 22:12:05 PM
i think the missus has pinch your clanger  :)
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: Gorgeous_bird on January 06, 2010, 22:41:49 PM
maybe you need a bigger donger?
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: Scunner on January 06, 2010, 22:45:09 PM
Are you sure you have it the right way round? A big red bell end should normally do the trick.
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: Highlander on January 06, 2010, 22:51:33 PM
ladies (not you dreamon), I'm genuinely shocked. If I think about it, you may be both correct, although I'd need a very, very long memory to be able to confirm if Puma is right.

But no matter, either of you have been good enough to offer a solution. Given that the bell isn't working, and might, just might be a tad presumptious anyway, what advice would you (or anyone else) offer to "relieve" the situation
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: bewva on January 06, 2010, 22:56:26 PM
quote:
But it doesn't seeem to be working. I would be grateful if anyone could tell me how to get it working as my wrist is getting quite sore.


Grasp the long black shaft with a firm grip in one hand and shake vigouously:D
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: Highlander on January 06, 2010, 22:57:47 PM
We are on a very, very dangerous course here Scunner, but, from what I've heard, I would have thought that the long black thing would have been an attraction.
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: Highlander on January 06, 2010, 23:00:43 PM
quote:
Originally posted by bewva

quote:
But it doesn't seeem to be working. I would be grateful if anyone could tell me how to get it working as my wrist is getting quite sore.


Grasp the long black shaft with a firm grip in one hand and shake vigouously:D


Is that a suggestion for me or a close relation of mine :o
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: Scunner on January 06, 2010, 23:01:28 PM
Each to their own H :D
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: laffa on January 07, 2010, 00:27:14 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

Are you sure you have it the right way round? A big red bell end should normally do the trick.

IBH, tears in my eyes laughing,Kenny sh-t himself,
And may I add John, Kenny said put your kilt on and do it yourself.:D
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: Highlander on January 07, 2010, 07:00:38 AM
quote:
Originally posted by laffa

quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

Are you sure you have it the right way round? A big red bell end should normally do the trick.

IBH, tears in my eyes laughing,Kenny sh-t himself,
And may I add John, Kenny said put your kilt on and do it yourself.:D



Tell Kenny DIY is like the weather Moe - I'm thoroughly fed up with it ;).
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: tonysue on January 07, 2010, 11:55:15 AM
H, it's a bit like opening a bottle of sauce mate. Take a firm grip, like has already been suggested, and shake it about, just dont go smacking the end as you might hurt yourself.:D
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: Highlander on January 07, 2010, 13:27:02 PM
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Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: Scunner on January 07, 2010, 13:38:19 PM
That's what Brenda is going to knock out of you if you ring that bell again?
Title: My-ding-a-ling
Post by: Highlander on January 07, 2010, 16:48:14 PM
I should have known you would get it first:D