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Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: lance on February 01, 2010, 17:58:33 PM
Well here goes went to market bought some turkey breast (hindi)looking forward to it left cafe pazar early to do my nice roast dinner or so i thought ,anyway its only 10 days since we have had full power electric on our site past 7 years you put oven on max for half an hour and if your lucky the temp will reach about 150 deg so thinking of this i took turkey out and it was cooked okay magic.
Potatoes were in with roast radish and celeriac first time i have roasted these forgot about oven temp half hour later went to check oven it was  up to max 250 deg well that lot i could have used as furniture casters ,put my fresh broad beans in micro wave in plastic in small plastic Turkish container ,tested them okay at least i have something to go with my turkey picked tray up Bloody thing fell apart nice mess in the microwave anyway dinner turned out ok thank Christ Sundays over .
Today went to get my money out from one bank and change to another no prob now Ha went upstairs in finans like Kew gardens up there sure my bread grew half an inch ,come for my money please downstairs right p....d off i only waited 15 mins to see her ,so off i go get my ticket 15 mins later get to desk you have to go to end desk thanks very Much 10 min later got seen got money ,thats it for today how wrong i was ,went to pay council tax they were shut 20 mins later all done ,i need a drink now even efes would be good so off to cafe pazar or so i thought went in T.V.shop look around came out walked up the road to my newly taxed car ,and i couldnt find it 3 times went up road could not find it ,its been nicked or towed away s..t so off to police station to find where they took it yer you guessed it hadn't got a clue ,after a few calls still nothing i am now pulling what hair i have left out got cab back to cafe pazar 20tl bloody robber and that was residents rate Ha.got my mate to get his wife who is Turkish to ring the nick up come back they say ,go down again not in compound go look again bloody moron i thought looked three times whats he think i am some retard shut up till the end went round compound nothing ,going back to nick went up one way road my mate said whats your number plate i didn't know his wife said what it was and he said isn't that your car there ,Christ i had been looking in wrong part of road thought i had parked further up after 9tl parking ticket got my car who bloody ray,went back to cafe pazar there was only about 20 i knew there im not going say the names i was called think im going to live in Thai Land im jinxed in turkey im staying in bed the rest of this week sorry it was so long but have to go think i smell my toad in the hole burning Ha ha.:(:D:D ;)

 
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: Peter Lamb on February 01, 2010, 18:41:40 PM
So Lance is Saturday night going to be an experience we won't forget ???
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: lance on February 01, 2010, 19:03:03 PM
You bet might be best not to go HA.See you sat i hope will stay indoors till then might be better cheers. ;) ;)
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: Anne on February 01, 2010, 20:12:37 PM

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that's got to be the best to date Lance
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: kayakebab on February 01, 2010, 20:33:16 PM
cant wait for next instalment!
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: heather07 on February 01, 2010, 21:17:24 PM
Makes this guys life tame ;)


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Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: Jenny1 on February 01, 2010, 21:23:00 PM
Lance, you make me laugh sooo much, hope I meet you when I come out in June-we could write a book between us:D:D!!!
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: buddy on February 01, 2010, 22:19:11 PM
You must have led a very interesting life so far Lance.

Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: puma on February 01, 2010, 23:27:28 PM
live on the same complex as lance hope you all feel sorry for me
joking only met him once in 6yrs
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: stoop on February 02, 2010, 01:21:18 AM
Go anywhere but Thailand Lance. Please!
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: kevin b on February 02, 2010, 07:12:32 AM
Good to bump into you (well not literally) in the bank yesterday.Your luck has to change soon Lance.
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: pookie on February 02, 2010, 08:51:51 AM
Lance  - don't ever change !  Your little stories brighten up my day !!
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: ovaciksarah on February 02, 2010, 09:14:29 AM
Please Lance write a daily diary, you really brighten up my day.  Don,t worry my son,s friend arrived yesterday and he,s also a walking catastrophe area. You should get together and compare notes
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: lance on February 02, 2010, 09:41:27 AM
Might be staying in a lot more now someone just bought me pair of slippers with BACKS in heaven, only been wearing these shoes now for a year better give them a rest.:D ;)
(Oh Bugger it think i will go for a drink wheres me shoes):D:D
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: puma on February 02, 2010, 18:54:41 PM
don't leave them on your step lance they might get robbed:D ;)
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: lance on February 02, 2010, 19:11:13 PM
Funny you should say that i caught the little gipsy kid a few weeks ago doing just that, i chased him little git he got away looked at me like i just crawled out of an apple i will chase him next time in my newly taxed car wait for it if i can find it ha ha.[^]:D ;)
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: bigvic on February 03, 2010, 13:23:51 PM
Lance,get a pushbike and park it in Ayshea's office,at least you'll get back to cafe pazaar cheaper.that's if they don't move the bank agen!!!
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: PKHUGHES100 on February 03, 2010, 19:24:35 PM
Are you real Lance?

I look forward to your postings and can honestly say, I would not want to follow that!

Kevin
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: lance on February 03, 2010, 19:36:11 PM
I'v changed banks Vic no Bloody stair's in my new one and no waiting in Kew gdn's while they are on the phone. ;)
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: bigvic on February 04, 2010, 14:21:03 PM
don't blame ya,Lance. finans wind me up everytime i go in it,innit!!!!!
Title: My last 24hrs i dont beleive it why me
Post by: lance on February 04, 2010, 16:31:11 PM
That's why i changed Banks Vic i went in with a goatee beard came out with a full set,gone to one now that dont have any stairs (Fortis)so up theirs.[^]:P ;)