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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: mike A on February 09, 2010, 15:47:51 PM

Title: Caption contest.
Post by: mike A on February 09, 2010, 15:47:51 PM: (http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4971/terryg.jpg)
Title: Caption contest.
Post by: Scunner on February 09, 2010, 16:01:33 PM: Man in hat struggles to get photo to appear on forum
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Post by: mike A on February 09, 2010, 17:07:51 PM: A for effort, could do better.
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Post by: John H on February 09, 2010, 18:12:49 PM: Fancy a change?
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Post by: ukchris on February 09, 2010, 18:24:36 PM: "don't look so upset, i'm sure it won't be long before your scoring away from home again"
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Post by: Highlander on February 09, 2010, 18:25:31 PM: Wayne to John:

"I've got a confession mate - I've picked up an std from somewhere"
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Post by: mike A on February 09, 2010, 18:32:45 PM: Terry : 'What a sh!.te couple of years. Mum's a thief. Dad's a druggy. Been pulled up in the tabloids several times for my arrogant behavior and missed the decisive penalty in a Champions League final'

Bridge : ' Humph, Count yourself lucky mate.....I've just found out my missus has Aids'
;)
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Post by: Highlander on February 09, 2010, 19:31:51 PM: To a well known Rolf Harris tune

"Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my wag for two
Climb up here John and don't be crying
She can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be footballers
And our ladies will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys"
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Post by: scorcher on February 09, 2010, 19:43:05 PM: You look Kerry Packer'd Tel - wassup, you not sleeping well.... ?
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Post by: c1 on February 10, 2010, 09:32:00 AM: there was three in the bed and the little one said, roll over roll over. maybe roll over jack pot for mrs Terry last seen on phone to posh.
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Post by: dreamon on February 10, 2010, 18:57:29 PM: Like this idea, could run for a long time, perhaps have one picture a week, any subject.[^]
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Post by: Highlander on February 10, 2010, 19:06:31 PM: Try Searching Caption for previous examples dreamon.

I'm biased of course but I think there are some really funny suggestions in this one. It's a particular favourite of mine.:D

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Post by: dreamon on February 10, 2010, 19:17:21 PM: Highlander, just looked at topic, very good, just the sort of thing I had in mind : :)
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Post by: Highlander on February 10, 2010, 19:18:53 PM: I should have said dreamon, the evil woman had spiked my drink ;)
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Post by: laffa on February 10, 2010, 22:14:31 PM: Does Ashly know you,ve been seeing Cheryl aswell. ;)
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Post by: laffa on February 10, 2010, 22:16:40 PM: "Tel", I cant believe they have made that plantpot Rio englands skipper,can you.:P
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Post by: dreamon on February 10, 2010, 22:26:38 PM: Highlander, Some years ago I was invited to a new years eve party at the Barracks of the Liverpool Scottish Regiment, We arrived around half past seven the rest of the night is just a blur !! do remember the pipers were all hired out to the hotels to pipe in the new year, so all on free drinks all night, funniest thing I have seen, the Regimental Sergent Major trying to knock these pipers into some kind of order to play for us around 2.30 in the morning, pipers were just sliding down walls and trying to stand up while the R.S.M just got more and more angry and louder and louder whilst one piper managed to get a sound out of his pipes and it sounded like a strangled cat :D