Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: terrie on March 04, 2010, 20:21:01 PM
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A blonde phones her mother...
"Hi mum how are you?"
"oh, hi sharon,where are you?i thought you were with your father at B&Q?"
"Yeah,we were but i got arrested, and they let me have one phone call"
"What happened"
"Oh, i punched this coloured lady in the head"
"Why on earth did you do that?"
"Well it wasn't my fault,dad told me to find 'A BLACK AND DECKER'