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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: maximumtom on March 25, 2010, 11:45:17 AM

Title: ASDA Greeter
Post by: maximumtom on March 25, 2010, 11:45:17 AM

So after landing my new job as an Asda greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,  
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had  been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Asda.  
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,  
'Hell no, they ain't  twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.  
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,  
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,  
I just couldn't believe someone shagged you twice.  
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

Title: ASDA Greeter
Post by: Toky on March 25, 2010, 14:39:27 PM

PMSL brilliant!

Title: ASDA Greeter
Post by: Pompeylil on March 25, 2010, 21:21:36 PM

very funny, printed and will post on office wall tomorrow

Title: ASDA Greeter
Post by: puma on March 25, 2010, 23:43:30 PM

LOL, i loved it had a good chuckle to myself