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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: birdseye on March 31, 2010, 22:37:32 PM

Title: locked out
Post by: birdseye on March 31, 2010, 22:37:32 PM

Prepare to groan!!
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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens.
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
 

 
 
"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".
 
   
 

Title: locked out
Post by: Lynn Hurst on March 31, 2010, 23:07:38 PM

:D:D. (Groan again)!
What do you call a mushroom with a big willy?
A funghi to be with:D. [:o)]