Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: brenda52 on April 01, 2010, 08:53:29 AM
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I'll try and make this is as short and simple as possible
For those of you who don't know me, I'm Brenda, John (highlanders') wife.
And I'm on here to tell you that you won't be hearing from him for a while.
And the reason?. Well that's quite straightforward. I'm thoroughly fed up with him sitting tap, tapping on his bloody laptop typing his nonsense on here all the time.
We don't go out socially any more and the whole house needs decorating. John used to go along with more or less everything I said but recently he's changed and has started to question me. That's not good.
I understand from Martha McGinn, who is a member of the Forum, that I am referred to on here as "the present Mrs. H". I'll give him the "present" !. Unless he gets his act together pretty damned quick, he'll be looking for another "present Mrs. H".
And worst of all, he seems to have joined some sort of chat room place. I don't know if that's part of this Forum or that facebook thingie. But he's started behaving very oddly, leaving the room whenever the gets a text message for example. I think there's something funny going on and I suspect it might be not even be with a woman. That might explain what happened when we were out last September. Anyway, I'll soon get to the bottom of that sad little tale and then he really is in for it. (If any of my holiday friends know anything about this or have heard anything please, please email)
Oh dear! I seem to have said more than I had intended.
John always said that people get support on the Forum and I suppose I'm look for some support in the stance I'm taking with John.
But one thing is for sure. John is now an ex member of the Calis Beach Forum.
Thanks
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Good, hated the man anyway!
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ooppps you've been rummbled H !!!
but Brenda - think how many fans he will be disappointing !
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there no fool like an old fool. haha
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" I think there's something funny going on and I suspect it might be not even be with a woman"
We've been rumbled John, I told you someone would find out sooner or later,
still, it was good while it lasted.
Goodbye old friend.
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Brenda, can you ask H when he is coming down to the Broch.
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(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/328/jhjp.jpg)
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Yes Brenda I remember the strange going-ons in September and how upset you were.
You certainly have my support. It's time that John came to his senses.
Good luck
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Yes but if he wants to let his hair down, how can you hold him back???? :D
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Originally posted by martha mcginn
Yes Brenda I remember the strange going-ons in September and how upset you were.
I apologised to John at the time, what can I say? I was sure it was my room!
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[?]What will I do without my 'Mr H'
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i think Mr H has too much time on his hands. From APRIL 1St He should be made to decorate and pander to your every whim.
But watch out for Martha .........she might have her own agenda.......Is she a spinster??: :)
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Had me 'April Fooled. for a moment there Brenda, what would we all do without the lad and his witty banter?
Gordy,:D 8)
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Wait, I'm so confused. :-\
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I think Mr H is a little confused too Tiddly - a little split personality me thinks. Lets hope Brenda lets him out to play again soon.
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Originally posted by Rindaloo
Yes but if he wants to let his hair down, how can you hold him back???? :D
What hair?????: :)
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Bloody great, the break will do us all some good !!! Got to feel sorry for the bloke though. Its got to be better chatting on here than talking to the wife or decorating. Methinks this is one hell of wind up.
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The withdrawals alone will make him impossible to live with.
Cold Turkey is not the way to do it Brenda.
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This is a very weird April Fool's. Cleverly thought out though
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Well you can't blame a chap for trying :D
If you enjoyed it as a bit of light-hearted fun then that will do me.
Thanks to the present Mrs H for helping.
Pookie - thanks, I was touched by what you said elsewhere :)
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what H, that you had a split personality ?!! lol xx Just relieved that the identity theft didn't involve any cross dressing.....(or did it. ??!!!)
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and here's me thinking it was that fella i saw you coming out of the toilets with. ;)
must try harder, i was on to it the moment Martha was mentioned.:P
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You`re Rumbled John
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Great thrwad. PMSL. Well done
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I agree Toky - some really amusing replies. Wish I'd caught more people out though ;)
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you caught me out :)
I wonder what sort of forum I had joined :-\
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Ann
This forum is more interesting than the Jeremy Kyle show :)
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Originally posted by badger
Ann
This forum is more interesting than the Jeremy Kyle show :)
ha ha, god I hate that programme but if its on I cannot help but watch it :D
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:) Ooh dont tell H that, he'll be sending his DNA in, ;)
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I've never seen the Jeremy Kyle Show. Can someone explain please :-\.
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Originally posted by Highlander
I've never seen the Jeremy Kyle Show. Can someone explain please :-\.
your not missing much, lots of sad people airing their problems in public, a bit like jerry springer :D
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Originally posted by Highlander
I've never seen the Jeremy Kyle Show. Can someone explain please :-\.
your not missing much, lots of sad people airing their problems in public, a bit like jerry springer :D
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This sums up Jeremy Kyle... http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x338zg_the-vivienne-vyle-show_shortfilms
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It's just as well you have not seen it H.
I have seen it briefly several times and was shocked to find that some of the people really exist. ;)