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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: Diverbaz 1 on April 09, 2010, 19:46:53 PM

Title: My Dog
Post by: Diverbaz 1 on April 09, 2010, 19:46:53 PM

I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.  
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".  
So I explained to her that my Dog is mix in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed him, provide him with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because he is a dog.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.


My Dog gets his first cheque Friday.

Title: My Dog
Post by: cheers on April 09, 2010, 21:09:59 PM

Hope you are spending it on that lazy, good for nothing, extremely clever dog!!