Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: loz on April 19, 2010, 10:38:43 AM
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Could be my suspicious mind.
Ash Clouds
St Helens erupted a few years past and planes were still flying global. Iceland erupts and the world of flight comes to a stand still.
The skies over Southern UK have never been clearer, bright blue during the day, clear and crisp at night, the moon is bright and stars are twinkling and easily seen with the naked eye (even with my poor sight).
Now we have the government offering the assistance of Naval ships to get Britons back to the UK.
Can you see where I am going with this?
Is there another agenda? terrorism?
Am I really that distrusting?
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conspiracy theories, ?? not in your life
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Perhaps terrorists blew up the volcano.
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I think it is more likley to be the size of the ash particles, because they have come up though the ice the particles are very small dust which is why flights have been stopped as it is this which is belived to be a danger to the jets. So come on somebody explain it better than me.
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Lost me with that theory Loz
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And me I'm afraid:(
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I should have made it more clear.
Volcanoes Erupt daily Monthly, ash spews into the atmosphere flights continue, my theory is very simple.
Why poanic the dumb public, tell them the volcano has caused the disruption (although it Erupted on 26th March) cover up any threat of terrorism.
The last time we had a large scale coverup there was an excuse (can't remember off hand, but it will come, old timers is kicking in) yet the story was totally screwed up.
Problem is I don't beleive a work the any MP, Prime Minister etc tell me, the old saying, you know when they are lying their lips move!
Loz
A total sceptic.
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Lance Loz needs help!!!!!!!!!!
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So there was terrorism planned but as luck would have it there was an erupting volcano at the same time to stop all the planes taking off, thus making it difficult to blow them out of the sky?
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Agree with LOz.
Methinks that Bin ladin and his effendi are sitting in the volcano in Iceland burning lots of leaves, persian carpets and old Tofas Tyres just to bring the decedant west to their knees
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Originally posted by kaptainkrunchie
Agree with LOz.
Methinks that Bin ladin and his effendi are sitting in the volcano in Iceland burning lots of leaves, persian carpets and old Tofas Tyres just to bring the decedant west to their knees
:D:D
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Once upon a time over 900,000 people were either holidaying or carrying out business in the northern hemisphere of the globe, the day eventually came for them to board a flight and head for their home countries; whilst another 900,000 people were eagerly and excitedly preparing to board flights to far off lands.
Unbeknown to the lower minions the powers of the world were in deep discussion after receiving a coded threat against all flights flying European air space, this threat was carried out by the terrorist splinter group of CBF.
The higher powers not wishing to panic 2million people decided in their wisdom to cancel all flights making europe a no fly zone.orld wide high ministers got together in secret discussions, when Bozo1 came up with a brilliant idea.
Bozo1
" look here old chaps, that volcano in Iceland, the one with the funny name, been erupting for the last monthis there anyway we can use it to our end?"
Bozo2
"Jolly good call Bozo1, expected sunami will do the trick"
Bozo3
"Um not sure joe public will fall for that one, why not tell them it may cause toxic rain endangering flight?"
Bozo4
"um, that could panic ground lubbers, "
Bozo5
"I have a spiffing idea, we tell joe public the smoke from the volcano is causing adverse visibility"!
Bozo1
"brilliant, one problem, why would that ground all flights"?
Bozo2
"I may have the solution Bozos, it is a large ash cloud and drifting, covering all europe, it has happened before on smaller scale"
Bozo3
"Fantastic, we can also have planes and helicopters flying round the volcano taking photos to prove the eruption, they will all fall for it"
And so the wheels by the European Bozos will be put into motion.
It suddenly occurred to one of the Bozos of the looming elections, "I need every vote, with all those voters stranded we need to get them back, I know lets use the Royal Navy, they are doing nothing better than looking for Sea Pirates"
Now there hangs a tale.
Cynical Loz
Trust no-one,
(Or maybe the new medication is kicking in!):D[:o)]
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Just looked out of my window, there is a haze over the land tonight, this is caused by the warm and glorious weather we are having under the ash cloud, the haze is covering the Solent Channel.
NEWS FLASH
This is bad news for anyone looking forward to visiting the Isle of Wight.
All Red Funnel Ferries have been cancelled for the foreseeable future, however, I do have access to a few ropey canoes for the more adventurous 8):D ;)
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Can I join??
Keith there is no Smiley for 'Confused'??
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Ioz, does matron know you are out. :)
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der der de der der
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Originally posted by cheers
Lance Loz needs help!!!!!!!!!!
Worse than me that cheers even i couldnt understand it. ;):D
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I am really sorry to have learnt that CBF members have zilch imagination, this is a great shame.
To all those with no imagination-
Long live the bear in the beach hut (Koca Calis) hope you all survive the freak waves of at least 10ft sweeping unsuspecting public out to sea.
(now don't upset me by telling me that is not a true story)[:o)]
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I heard it was a terrorist in the hut dressed up in a bear suit.
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Loz - I find that I have to use my imagination on an increasingly regular basis ;)
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I suggest that HMG buy Iceland,evacuate all the population to some other God foresaken place,like Scotland,then nuke the place.[Iceland]
The airline companies could then reimburse the Government out of the vast rip off profits they make.There would also be the added bonus that the Scottish fishing industry would benefit from the demise of Iceland
And last,but not least,everyone could have their hols.
I've just realised I might have upset people the other side of the border,so I suppose a second choice could be Wales.:P.
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What a stupid idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scottish weather would not suit them at all. We sometimes get hot weather. ;)
There is more room in America.
We still get the fish and sell it over the border.: :)
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Originally posted by geordieboy
I suggest that HMG buy Iceland,evacuate all the population to some other God foresaken place,like Scotland,then nuke the place.[Iceland]
The airline companies could then reimburse the Government out of the vast rip off profits they make.There would also be the added bonus that the Scottish fishing industry would benefit from the demise of Iceland
And last,but not least,everyone could have their hols.
I've just realised I might have upset people the other side of the border,so I suppose a second choice could be Wales.:P.
buying out Iceland would ensure Kerry Katona would not grace our screens again but where would I buy my Party pack of mini burgers?
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And your very impressive prawn ring Mr Redding.
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What comes from Iceland and is the cause of a lot of trouble at Airports?
Answer Bjork.
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Originally posted by geordieboy
I've just realised I might have upset people the other side of the border,so I suppose a second choice could be Wales.:P.
Come in JulesBob ;)