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Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on May 14, 2010, 17:39:14 PM
It's PAC not PAC Code,
it's MAC not MAC Code,
it's PIN not PIN Number,
it's ATM not ATM Machine,
it's LCD not LCD Display,
it's DVD not DVD disc...
It's a lot not alot,
It's got not gotten...
It's three not free...
It's teeth not teef...
Panini is the plural of panino - there is no S!!
And it's espresso not expresso!!!!
Finally for all our Scottish TV presenters......
It's Emercency Services not Emurgency Surveces,
It's University not Univursity
It's England....not Inglind.

Got that off my chest!
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Eric on May 14, 2010, 18:11:13 PM
I think you mean 'Emergency Services' not Emercency Services. ;):D
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on May 14, 2010, 18:33:45 PM
It's Tits not Chest. :D ;):D
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Colwyn on May 14, 2010, 18:53:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Toky

It's got not gotten...

quote:

gotten (verb) - past participle of gat
a.  to have obtained "he had gotten a car for his 21st birthday"
b.  to have become "I've gotten sick of your constant bickering"
(Collins English Dictionary)

Admittedly this is more commonly used in the USA than in the UK (where there is some use of the expression, for example by me) but this does not make it incorrect. Indeed, differing US and UK usage often signifies that the US remained with traditional UK use whilst we  invented neologisms or discarded some of historically used words. Unfortunately I don't have an Oxford English Dictionary to hand in order to verify this supposition but my guess would be that "gotten" originated in England in the early part of the last millennium.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: davidzz on May 14, 2010, 18:55:00 PM

Words that annoy me

I dont think it is the 'words' fault:D:D
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on May 14, 2010, 19:49:13 PM
Oops Eric, silly me!
and another...
It's stronger/clearer,etc...... not more stronger, more clearer
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: laffa on May 14, 2010, 21:15:38 PM
quote:
Originally posted by KKOB

It's Tits not Chest. :D ;):D


 :) trust you.!
Gillet & Hicks & Drogba. ;)
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Jenny1 on May 14, 2010, 21:19:57 PM
It Annoys me when people say Asdas and Mataland! and your right About PAC code, I hear it all day at work, drives me mad  :)
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on May 14, 2010, 21:52:03 PM
My mum says Mataland! Drives me mad, and I correct her every time :D In fact, the kids have started correcting her now [:o]

On a similar note, I hate the fact that so many people think that the most successful British pop artist ever is called Cliff Richards :-\

And in opposite style, people who only have money in the singular - "I paid a hundred and fifty pound" :(
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: jennyjo on May 14, 2010, 23:27:15 PM
The one that really gets to me is the use of borrow instead of lend - 'borrow me a pound'!! It enrages me every time I hear it.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: kenkay on May 15, 2010, 00:14:17 AM
quote:
Originally posted by jennyjo

The one that really gets to me is the use of borrow instead of lend - 'borrow me a pound'!! It enrages me every time I hear it.


I don't know anyone thick enough to say that 8)
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: cheers on May 15, 2010, 00:16:43 AM
Bad English used by today's newsreaders.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Jenny1 on May 15, 2010, 06:34:54 AM
There's more! Snooty  Tesco mobile customers who call in saying "I have one of your chips in one of your so called machines". Winds me up so much. It's a chuffing sim in a mobile phone you **#*#*! :D

Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: dycedon on May 15, 2010, 08:26:47 AM
And for all our glaswegian readers

amur and amurnae, whoever heard such misuse words, for our English readers amur = i am and amurnae = i am not
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Bluwise on May 15, 2010, 09:23:15 AM
I except the challenge.
Where did youse go for lunch?
Have we got us passports?
Can I have a lend of your book?
He learned her to swim.
 :o
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Bluwise on May 15, 2010, 09:26:27 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Jenny1

It Annoys me when people say Asdas and Mataland! and your right About PAC code, I hear it all day at work, drives me mad  :)


What about "...going to THE Asda"  Jenny.....infuriating eh!

Or how about " ....going to THE Le Bistro for dinner" ha ha ha......
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on May 15, 2010, 10:24:41 AM
One expression that really annoys me is... "and he/she turned around and said"
I wonder where this idea of having a conversation with someone, then they physically turn
around and say something comes from?
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Colwyn on May 15, 2010, 10:25:10 AM
"Where do you catch the bus to?" meaning - where is the bus stop.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: chewyturk on May 15, 2010, 11:17:50 AM
what about the old favourite "i haven't got none"....
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on May 15, 2010, 11:27:22 AM
"I brought them from Ebay"
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: chewyturk on May 15, 2010, 18:33:05 PM
I aint dun nuffin
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on May 15, 2010, 18:56:25 PM
Glad you said thick Kenkay and "Fick"
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: dreamon on May 15, 2010, 23:07:55 PM
quote:
Originally posted by chewyturk

I aint dun nuffin


Its not my fault, you lot cannt speak proper like wot I do.: :)
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on May 15, 2010, 23:37:24 PM
People who say they have been to the "Grand Canaries"

Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: kayakebab on May 16, 2010, 07:42:48 AM
Im going up Asdas. I brought them off a friend. Youse lot. I got my new lippy in Bootses.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: kayakebab on May 16, 2010, 07:45:29 AM
quote:
Originally posted by kayakebab

Im going up Asdas. I brought them off a friend. Youse lot. I got me new lippy in Bootses.

Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: kayakebab on May 16, 2010, 07:48:43 AM
sorry wanted to change my to me and clicked quote instead of edit

sick innit
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Jukebox on May 16, 2010, 08:11:00 AM
I could of got them instead of I could HAVE got them!  :o
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Jenny1 on May 16, 2010, 08:20:44 AM
My mum-no matter how many times I tell her it's wrong-says PUMPTURE instead of puncture! Oh and LE L'Oreal!
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on May 16, 2010, 12:01:11 PM
On those tv shows like the Jeremy Kyle one where people seem to think the plural of 'text' is something like 'textsis'.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Bluwise on May 16, 2010, 13:31:19 PM
Mush-e-rooms and kekkle.......gggrrrrr!

Blimey, hadn't realised how easily irritated I can be!

oh, oh, yes and Scousers use "d" instead of "th" as in -
Dee doo doo doh don't dee doh

I'm allowed to criticise Scousers before anyone jumps up and down... I am one - but I can pronounce "th"  ;)
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Jenny1 on May 16, 2010, 17:46:28 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Bluwise

Mush-e-rooms and kekkle.......gggrrrrr!

Blimey, hadn't realised how easily irritated I can be!

oh, oh, yes and Scousers use "d" instead of "th" as in -
Dee doo doo doh don't dee doh

I'm allowed to criticise Scousers before anyone jumps up and down... I am one - but I can pronounce "th"  ;)


Guilty as charged! I am always being told off for saying bokkle!! :D
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: hubblebubbles on May 16, 2010, 19:18:26 PM
Someone I knew thought they were talking posh but always said "anythink" instead of anything. My daughter hates it when I say I am going to put my lippy on.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on May 16, 2010, 19:55:07 PM
Youth culture today starts every sentence wiv "at the end of the day" (and yes it was deliberate before yous a' start dae'n ma box in!!!"
 :)
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Eric on May 16, 2010, 21:05:44 PM
Loose instead of lose!!!!
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on May 16, 2010, 21:48:41 PM
Oh, I forgot...my daughted says jamp instead of jumped. What's that all about?  :o
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: julesbob0303 on May 17, 2010, 21:11:50 PM
My mum always says "salid" instead of salad, and "inturance" instead of insurance.  Drives me insane (and I think she does it on purpose!), but she's not going to change now!!!   :-\
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Piscoe on May 19, 2010, 18:18:40 PM
My mother in law (god rest her soul) would always say "Nelly Fustado". Her worst one was when I worked for Volvo she would say to people "Have you met my son in law, he works for Vulva !!"
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on May 20, 2010, 09:34:34 AM
Another from the TV shows of the Jeremy Kyle format. The past tense of cheat, "Chet".

As in: "I don't cheat on her now but I have chet on her before".
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: valleyboy on May 20, 2010, 11:19:32 AM
"Who's coat is this jacket ??"
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: miaspyro on May 20, 2010, 15:07:18 PM
wicked means bad or evil not good
bad means bad and not good
U should be you
great not G8

and kieth you are watching too much Jeremy Kyle, you may be in need of professional help soon....
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: nichola on June 20, 2010, 19:50:17 PM
I guess you've all finished with this topic but now the season has started and as I have to suffer the market these are my pet hate phrases

"Ow mooch"

"OW MOOCH!!!!"

"Pha ur avin a laugh mate"

"I can get it off him down there for 50p"

"yes exactly the same"

"youse can git eet in Primark for a £1"

"ur not doin urself any favours u no"

"yeah really £1 in Primark"

" ow mooch for 10"

"i aint got no money left"

"ow wud I get eet ome"
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: chrisp on June 20, 2010, 22:23:53 PM
not technically a word, but a phrase...."and ya know" my daughter uses this almost every other word, you have no idea how annoying it is!!!
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: scorcher on June 20, 2010, 23:34:47 PM
Self cleaning ovens ?
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on June 20, 2010, 23:42:09 PM
Youth of today, they don't say "my mistake", they say "my bad" - I can't stand to hear it :(
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: puma on June 21, 2010, 22:58:09 PM
i hate it when you ask someone something and they say WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Lynn Hurst on June 22, 2010, 22:22:16 PM
Aaaaah that's WELL COOL[:(!]
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: mike A on June 23, 2010, 10:49:52 AM
Over use of the word random.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on June 23, 2010, 11:03:48 AM
And in interviews the overuse of the word "obviously".
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: pashka on June 23, 2010, 12:28:15 PM
and basically
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on October 18, 2011, 00:04:27 AM
I was searching for something and stumbled upon this 2010 topic - a good one in my opinion. To reactivate it and add further irritating words or phrases - I can't stand people who use "meets" as a way of describing something (usually a film). A made up example being "Yes the film was good. It's like James Bond meets Star Wars" Idiots.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on October 18, 2011, 00:05:56 AM
Oh and my old boss who couldn't say specific. He would tell us about many pacific things.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Piscoe on October 18, 2011, 08:43:29 AM
You can all think yourself lucky. Years ago when I worked for Volvo my dear mother in law (god rest her soul) once said in the middle of a busy restaurant "Have you met my son in law, he works for Vulva!"
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Rindaloo on October 18, 2011, 09:37:16 AM
Spactacular instead of spectacular.

6am in the morning (when ELSE would 6am be?).
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: usedbustickets on October 18, 2011, 10:18:48 AM
kinda
like

The  use of these words when they are added randomly to a sentence, as if to give emphasis, or even credibility to the statement being made.  A bad habit picked up by stupid Brits from the good old US of A TV and films.

Drives me mad[:(!][:(!]
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: tinkerman on October 18, 2011, 10:32:01 AM
and that
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on October 18, 2011, 10:44:25 AM
quote:
Originally posted by usedbustickets



Drives me made[:(!][:(!]



People who add an 'e' to "Drives me mad". Drives me mad.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Rindaloo on October 18, 2011, 10:58:58 AM
Momento when they meant Memento
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: suehugh on October 18, 2011, 11:36:38 AM
annoying INNIT
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: scouser2 on October 18, 2011, 12:28:01 PM
People who say 'Just telling it like it is'...They really mean 'This is my opinion'.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: SteveJ on October 18, 2011, 12:29:36 PM
Never use long words just impress people. On almost all occasions a diminutive one will suffice just as adequately.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on October 18, 2011, 12:36:43 PM
quote:
Originally posted by scouser2

People who say 'Just telling it like it is'...They really mean 'This is my opinion'.


Quite - and along the same lines, anything that begins "with all due respect" is generally followed by something that confirms there is no respect for the opinion of the person being spoken to.

I wonder if anyone has noticed how difficult it is to say a football team's name, compared to their city. One in particular - everyone can easily say "Manchester", but very few can manage to say "Manchester United" - it tends to be a rushed "Manchernited" or similar.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: desmartinson on October 18, 2011, 13:01:47 PM
and how many northeners can say Newcastle instead of Newcassel ;)
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Colwyn on October 18, 2011, 14:35:05 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Rindaloo

6am in the morning (when ELSE would 6am be?).

As far as I am concerned 6am is in the night.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: ronzeus on October 18, 2011, 17:41:16 PM
In my honest opinion ,normally reserved for the biggest bullcrapers going.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: patrice on October 18, 2011, 18:01:30 PM
or .... me myself personally [:(!]
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Highlander on October 18, 2011, 18:59:37 PM
quote:
Originally posted by SteveJ

Never use long words just impress people


Or all of the words required for the sentence to read properly.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Highlander on October 18, 2011, 19:02:22 PM
Back in the day:(
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Dutchie on October 18, 2011, 19:34:17 PM
I can't stand msn language cause it makes me feel ancient.

cu, w8, brb, g2g

:(
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on October 18, 2011, 23:56:12 PM
I work with young people and they have a language all of their own!
"Diz ma box/heid in" (they are annoyed about something)
"Get aff ma case" (stop bothering me)
"Ya trumpet" (you are an idiot)
"Oot the game" (passed out/drunk)
"Oot their face" (have taken drugs)
"Get some Swally" (obtain some alcohol)
"Whur's the troopz" (I'm looking for my friends)
"Heavy gaun' man" (that was tougher than I thought)
And them I'm expected to compile a word  perfect assessment report!!!!!
It certainly "does my box in!"

:D
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: scouser2 on October 19, 2011, 09:16:30 AM
Wotsthemarrerwitchoo'.....Another way of saying 'is there a problem?'
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: LeeGlo on October 21, 2011, 17:59:30 PM
Idiots who say "Simples" - how many times does it have to be "simple" to become plural !!
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on October 21, 2011, 19:11:58 PM
Alot. Simples ! ;)
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on October 21, 2011, 21:55:29 PM
The pluralisation/possessivation of places that is rife home and abroad. Asda's, Anna's Bar, Obens, Matalans, to name just a few.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Highlander on October 21, 2011, 21:59:17 PM
Mine's - as in do you fancy coming over to......
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Julesp on October 21, 2011, 22:03:32 PM
quote:
Originally posted by scouser2

Wotsthemarrerwitchoo'.....Another way of saying 'is there a problem?'



As in the words of Joe Dolce??:D

What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CODHZyvn83Q&feature=related


I love this!!
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on October 21, 2011, 22:05:46 PM
I never knew Andy got a mention in that song
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Highlander on October 21, 2011, 22:08:56 PM
He and Pauline really pushed the boat out for those fancy dress costumes ;)
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Stan on October 22, 2011, 07:32:11 AM
How many people say nuclear correctly, always nucular. Dussnowwarramayn, if tha dussner,rayd thbook Arfur Tow Crate in Staffy Cher
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on October 22, 2011, 08:14:17 AM
Brought, bought.

Fought, thought.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Stan on October 22, 2011, 08:19:08 AM
Thought soldiers fought a fight at a fort ?
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on October 22, 2011, 09:08:21 AM
Who brought the fight to the fort though ?
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Stan on October 22, 2011, 09:14:27 AM
Train, It was the four forty four for Forfar fort.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on October 22, 2011, 09:16:59 AM
I thought so.
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on March 20, 2012, 01:59:40 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

On those tv shows like the Jeremy Kyle one where people seem to think the plural of 'text' is something like 'textsis'.


And that the past tense of treated is "tret". Goodnight  :)
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on March 20, 2012, 16:21:24 PM
Last night's Eastenders "Evah" for Heather!!!! What's all that about?
 :o
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Marggie on March 20, 2012, 18:11:05 PM
Revert back and reverse back!
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: scouser2 on March 20, 2012, 23:12:29 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Toky

Last night's Eastenders "Evah" for Heather!!!! What's all that about?
 :o


We thought they were shouting 'HEFFER' in deference to her voluptuous stature!!
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: laffa on March 21, 2012, 01:00:29 AM
Hate the Hun, (honey)its everywhere here at the moment,
Title: Words that annoy me
Post by: Highlander on March 21, 2012, 08:24:43 AM
There's a few folk in Glasgow of the same opinion ;)
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on October 14, 2012, 16:45:31 PM
Old topic but still a goodie. My mum made me think of it again. She was saying that she was out for lunch with friends at a local hotel, and were seated at a table sort of away from the main restaurant area.

"They treated us like leopards"...
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on October 14, 2012, 17:17:58 PM
Lets hope they didn't try to cheetah ?
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: amca on October 14, 2012, 19:28:49 PM
That place needs a hotel inspector to do some spot checks.


I'll get ma jaiket.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on September 19, 2013, 22:58:42 PM
I've searched this topic out from the anals of CBF history to share with you my hate of people who say "Far from the maddening crowd".

I liked this topic :D
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Shamless2 on September 19, 2013, 23:35:32 PM
A word that annoys me right now is KNOB!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: mercury on September 19, 2013, 23:36:50 PM
Its quite normal in West Yorkshire to say gotten and to talk about money singularly.. 150 pound would be normal for us to say at our house. It seems I have to apologise for the way we were brought up to speak. We miss a lot of words out of our sentences as well. Also quite normal.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: JohnF on September 20, 2013, 01:42:45 AM
Its quite normal in West Yorkshire to say gotten and to talk about money singularly..

It seems I have to apologise for the way we were brought up to speak.
Don't think you should apologise for having a regional dialect, and that is what it is.  Differing pronunciation is not the only factor in dialects - grammar, syntax and vocabulary all play their part in making up each individual dialect.  So much so, that those who some may say (especially those who practice it)  speak "proper" dont actually speak "proper", all they do is speak in a different dialect to you - and given the mongrel status of the UK in respect of heritage and language, whats to say that "ee bah gumm" or "howzit gaun bigman" aren't actually the proper versions and the plums in mouth (think Brian Sewell the art critic) aren't actually the lesser dialects...

Just sayin like.

JF

Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Hamlet on September 20, 2013, 05:30:36 AM
Another Kyleism - Like y'know I like said like to her like y'know wot I mean like d'ya know him like? No wot I mean? - instead of - I asked if she knew him?

An Americanism on its way to the UK very soon - Where you at? - instead of - Where are you?

And what is it with tv presenters & newsreaders that they won't use the word 'one'? I've heard '.... the a hundred and fifty pounds' & '..... the a thousand people' what next? not say any numbers and replace them with the letter a? I can't wait to hear two thousand pronounced as '..... the a a thousand'!  :-\ 8)
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on September 20, 2013, 08:20:15 AM
I noticed a lot of people on Forums when asking a question say "I was just wandering".  Wandering and wondering have merged into one word with the same meaning.
Also the expression "At the end of the day" used as meaning finally,  wonder (or wander) where this one came from.  Had a friend years ago who used this expression all the time. 
I also note on Scottish T.V. people never say iron, it's always pronounced I Ron (sounding like they are saying I am Ron).  However, I quite like this, as it's said the way it's spelled pronouncing the "r" as us English say ion and miss out the "r".     
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on September 20, 2013, 08:45:16 AM
I thought I Ron was always followed by Bru in Scotland ? The same as See was always followed by You.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on September 20, 2013, 08:50:16 AM
No KKOB In Scotland See you is always followed by Jimmy.. ;D  ;)
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: littlereddevil on September 20, 2013, 08:50:56 AM
And what's a sangwich?
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Hamlet on September 20, 2013, 09:47:36 AM
In my experience, the Welsh finish every statement with - Isn't it?  :o
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on September 20, 2013, 10:34:30 AM
In my experience, the Welsh finish every statement with - Isn't it?  :o

Most of them just say 'Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'  ;)
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: angela on September 20, 2013, 10:41:00 AM
wheeeeere's eeeeee toooo theeeeen, as they do say down eeeeer in Wiltshire
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on September 20, 2013, 11:01:13 AM
Just heard Alan Curbishley on Sky Sports discussing a potentially explosive match this weekend. "There's no need to touch the fusepaper" apparently.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: littlereddevil on September 20, 2013, 11:05:19 AM
You need to look at Cabrach Radio on facebook, see if you know what they say lol
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: GordonA on September 20, 2013, 11:10:56 AM
People who will insist on writing "We where going to the restaurant", !!!! >:( >:(
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on September 20, 2013, 12:09:31 PM
The best way to console idiots like that is

"There, They're, Their"
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on September 20, 2013, 12:14:35 PM
Grammar: The difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you're sh*t.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on September 20, 2013, 12:20:34 PM
Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong granma?
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on September 20, 2013, 12:23:00 PM
I no
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: angela on September 20, 2013, 12:57:27 PM
and as for pple who write in txt spk. OMG!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Shamless2 on September 20, 2013, 14:14:22 PM

In my experience, the Welsh finish every statement with - Isn't it?  :o
erm! I don't!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on September 20, 2013, 14:17:40 PM
And the Northern Irish confirm everything they have just said, so they do.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: littlereddevil on September 20, 2013, 14:52:24 PM
to be sure, to be sure
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: kevin3 on September 20, 2013, 16:05:02 PM
I passed a cafe in the Black Country last week and a board
out on the pavement read : We am open : !!!      :)
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on September 20, 2013, 17:11:05 PM
They must have got a non-Yam-Yam to write that for 'em.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: bewva on September 20, 2013, 19:24:54 PM
I used to work for a company with a head office in Bristol, Their sayings were great, they added an L on the end of a lot of words, a work area became a work areal, and one guy broke down and told me he had to ring "the A the A" to come and rescue his stranded car.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: peat on September 21, 2013, 07:58:30 AM
People writing peninsular instead of peninsula
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Susiepink on September 21, 2013, 08:06:23 AM
I hate txt spk
I hate the way predictive text alters what you meant to say
I hate the way people add "innit" to a sentence, what's that all about ?
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on September 21, 2013, 08:33:13 AM
It's street innit!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Susiepink on September 21, 2013, 08:49:53 AM
I'm non the wiser KKOB
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: scorcher on September 21, 2013, 09:54:41 AM
.... or even none the wiser !
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: littlereddevil on September 21, 2013, 10:23:20 AM
I absolutely hate drawring!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on September 21, 2013, 11:04:58 AM
No wander !
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: mercury on September 21, 2013, 13:04:47 PM
I have discovered that I am more easy going than I thought... The way people speak doesn't annoy me.. and I don't judge people on how they spell as they may not have had a great education. There are loads of things that DO annoy me but the every day trivia not any more..
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: chris35 on September 21, 2013, 23:02:02 PM
Can someone put "thimurgen" heater on, theres no bloody hot water left !!!!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Hamlet on September 22, 2013, 08:21:09 AM
Somethink instead of something
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Post by: tiggsy on September 22, 2013, 09:00:49 AM
Drawing not drawring. 
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: scorcher on September 22, 2013, 10:22:04 AM
Who will win the big match today Tiggsy - are you nervous ?
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: tiggsy on September 22, 2013, 13:02:05 PM
Who will win the big match today Tiggsy - are you nervous ?

Always nervous derby day. All City fans have suffered at the hands (or rather feet) of United. I always expect the reds to win, such is their pshycological grip. I havn't seen a convincing performance since the Newcastle game and therefore forecast City 1-2 United. However times they are a changing, 'Typical City' hopefully is becoming a thing of the past.

Sorry to deviate from the thread.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: scorcher on September 22, 2013, 19:25:32 PM
.... they are  a'changing - good result for you.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: echogirl1 on September 22, 2013, 21:23:07 PM
How on earth did that topic get round to b----y football?
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on September 22, 2013, 22:11:43 PM
Words that annoy me- Football !
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: angela on September 23, 2013, 16:03:52 PM
back on topic,  Secketary instead of Secretary
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: marina on September 23, 2013, 16:20:25 PM
'bezzie'  for best friend!   >:(
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: chris35 on September 23, 2013, 16:44:10 PM
People that answer a question with the word "ABSOLUTELY" innit !!  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Menthol on October 15, 2013, 20:30:04 PM
Crisps        not crips

Ask            not aks
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Highlander on October 15, 2013, 20:35:10 PM
Sorry Menthol - I am not following :-[
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on October 15, 2013, 20:49:20 PM
Street speak I think. Like some from Lancashire say hospical as opposed to hospital.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Menthol on October 15, 2013, 20:53:37 PM
People use the words as in:

'I just aks you if you want a packet of crips?'

Often used by the same people that use 'innit' a lot. I think it stems from Jamaican dialect but is used by people who don't even know where Jamaica is.

The same as people saying 'I is going into town'.

As Toky says - street speak, innit? (hate 'hospical' - agh!)

Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: ArtyMar on October 15, 2013, 22:02:34 PM
The best way to console idiots like that is

"There, They're, Their"
I didn't want to say this (for fear of sounding like the teacher I am/was):  but KKOB said it first, so there! Just for the record: "They're always telling me to put their things over there".
While on the subject, stray apostrophes finding their (see!) way into plurals e.g. plural's. No!!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on October 15, 2013, 22:09:26 PM
Its also such a British thing that cafes and bars get so wrong.......Paninis!! Panini is already the plural of Panino. Expresso coffee......just so wrong!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Menthol on October 16, 2013, 03:25:24 AM
I put up with driving past a greengrocer's shop dyslexic sign for 2 days until I could bear it no more.

I pulled up, went in, asked the young girl for a marker pen and a new sign and wrote, 'FUCHSIA'. I went outside and discarded the sign that read, 'Fioshers'.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: scorcher on October 16, 2013, 08:53:58 AM
 ;D
People who will insist on writing "We where going to the restaurant", !!!! >:( >:(
[/
quote]  Just can't think who gets this wrong on every occasion !
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: WordBird on October 16, 2013, 12:37:08 PM
I put up with driving past a greengrocer's shop dyslexic sign for 2 days until I could bear it no more.

I pulled up, went in, asked the young girl for a marker pen and a new sign and wrote, 'FUCHSIA'. I went outside and discarded the sign that read, 'Fioshers'.

Ha, love it.

The kids have been mortally embarrassed a couple of times when we've been eating somewhere with the menu written on a blackboard and whoever did it has insisted on random apostrophes in their plurals....

Eg: Fish & chip's
      Steak & onion pie with carrot's and pea's

....because I have walked up to the blackboard and rubbed them out/corrected spelling. Drives me nuts.

The best (or worst!) one I saw recently was at a fairly new restaurant in town that was offering "Leak & pee risotto"...  :o ;D :o
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: angela on October 16, 2013, 13:41:34 PM
they are all so funny, I must admit I get irritated by cafes that serve teas and coffees, singular is fine thanks!!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Menthol on October 16, 2013, 14:36:31 PM
they are all so funny, I must admit I get irritated by cafes that serve teas and coffees, singular is fine thanks!!

That's rather anal if you don't mind me saying so, Angela.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: angela on October 16, 2013, 15:13:48 PM
they are all so funny, I must admit I get irritated by cafes that serve teas and coffees, singular is fine thanks!!

That's rather anal if you don't mind me saying so, Angela.

I don't mind at all, it sums up me and my life very nicely  ;D
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on October 16, 2013, 19:22:43 PM
Seen on a Facebook local selling site..."wanted, chester draws". If it wasn't so pathetic, it would be funny
 :o
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on November 20, 2013, 00:37:08 AM
The number of Manchester United fans who can't even say it - it's more of a "Manchernited".
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Marggie on November 20, 2013, 06:54:09 AM
I prefer "Manky Urinals", that should be easy enough!!!  :)
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: angela on November 26, 2013, 12:02:39 PM
 newsreaders who say NUCULAR    >:(
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: mary62 on November 26, 2013, 12:13:23 PM
Gary Barlow cannot say performance. He says preformance.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Lotty on November 26, 2013, 14:29:20 PM
People who say perscription instead of prescription. Though I used to know a little boy who said his mummy had gone to the chemist to get his description!  Same little boy also used to call our apartment the department! So cute you hate to put them right!   ;) ;D
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Menthol on November 26, 2013, 16:48:08 PM
And why do so many people have difficulty with pronouncing ibuprofen?
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: WordBird on November 26, 2013, 19:22:22 PM
And why do so many people have difficulty with pronouncing ibuprofen?

My MIL is one of them. She calls it 'ibrufren'.  : :)

My current annoyance is another random apostrophe with added random capital letter - so many people (a worrying number of them teaching assistants  :o ) keep writing Christmas Dec's.

Grrrr!  >:(
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on November 26, 2013, 20:09:51 PM
Slightly off topic but the last post reminded me of something. When it comes to writing end of term reports, it must get very boring for the teachers after a while.

When you have twins in the same classes you learn just how much of it is copy & paste :(
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: angela on November 27, 2013, 14:39:07 PM
I hear some hilarious pronunciations of tablet names, they think if they say it quick enough I won't notice.

Secketary instead of secretary irritates me too!!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Menthol on December 07, 2013, 13:45:40 PM
One of my pet hates the 'aks' instead of 'ask' explained here with help from Chaucer

http://www.npr.org/blogs/codeswitch/2013/12/03/248515217/why-chaucer-said-ax-instead-of-ask-and-why-some-still-do
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on December 07, 2013, 18:55:32 PM
Lots of folks say Febury instead of February. Does ma heid in!!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on December 09, 2013, 09:53:54 AM
Why do so many young people like to sound like gangsters (or gangstas)? Commonly used is  fa va for father!!!! So flaming  ignorant!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on December 09, 2013, 14:28:44 PM
Does it also wind you up when people refer to you as Scotch instead of Scottish ?
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on December 09, 2013, 14:37:40 PM
People who believe the plural of pound is pound.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Colwyn on December 09, 2013, 14:42:17 PM
What, like not saying "It is a ten pounds note"?
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on December 09, 2013, 14:53:26 PM
No, like saying "It cost me ten pound".  :)
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Ray1951 on December 09, 2013, 16:01:28 PM
Dialect and basterdising the English language are two different things.  Young people copy what they repeatedly hear on TV so Coronation Street, Eastenders and the Only Way is Essex all have a part to play in this.  Then there is texting: young people abbreviate everything and they end up speaking that way too.  It was once the case that people from Inverness were regarded as the people who spoke the 'best'  BBC English.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on December 09, 2013, 16:08:41 PM
Yeah, innit.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on December 09, 2013, 16:10:38 PM
Sick
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: stoop on December 09, 2013, 16:40:39 PM
wander gets me too - as does of in place of have!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Scunner on December 09, 2013, 16:45:49 PM
What about a person who is in a television programme being "from off of" Eastenders or whatever.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on December 09, 2013, 17:17:16 PM
Now you're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Eastenders ffs!

'Av a word wiv yoorself Keefy !
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: WordBird on December 09, 2013, 20:39:08 PM
Vis fred is reem.  ;D
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Post by: echogirl1 on December 09, 2013, 21:42:50 PM
Don't get that 1 at all!!
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on December 09, 2013, 21:46:25 PM
Reem = Gorgeous, sexy, nice. It's from TOWIE.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Highlander on December 09, 2013, 21:49:40 PM
Don't get that 1 at all!!

Phew - I thought it just to be I (watching Ripper Street)
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Highlander on December 09, 2013, 22:17:57 PM
Adebolajo and Michael

"Annoy" just doesn't come close as a description of course - agggghhhhhhhhh  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(  >:(
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: Toky on December 09, 2013, 22:54:37 PM
Check you KKOB!!!! Big TOWIE fan then?   ;)
I've never been called Scotch to be honest, most educated people know that's a drink. I've been called a Jock though, but it never bothered me and wouldn't again.
  :)
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: KKOB on December 10, 2013, 07:27:50 AM
Check you KKOB!!!! Big TOWIE fan then?    ;)

Nah, but I do know how to Google.
Title: Re: Words that annoy me
Post by: angela on January 08, 2014, 11:29:38 AM
I made the mistake of calling a scottish  boy in my class at school scotch,  I would never make that mistake again!!