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Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: mercury on July 02, 2010, 10:44:56 AM
We have aquired through my friends generosity a tin of Spam (catering size) 8" long by 4" square. Any suggestions on what to to with it? .LOL. Clean suggestions please!!! :P:D
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: Eric on July 02, 2010, 12:23:44 PM
Raffle it for charity
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: Julesp on July 02, 2010, 12:36:49 PM
Lots of Spam Butties!! making me jealous now I occasionally crave english food. I wonder if it would freeze so you could portion it out and keep for when wanted
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on July 02, 2010, 12:39:35 PM
Offer it to Embrace Charity or the Calis Carnival.. I believe they have car boots.
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: pookie on July 02, 2010, 12:56:42 PM
[xx(]  hate the stuff !   But agree, you could donate this to one of the charities for one of their functions, I would also suggest that you give it to the orphanage, but it being pork, probably not the most intelligent of suggestions !.  

I remember being forced to eat Spam fritters at school....eewwwk [xx(]:(
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: scouser2 on July 02, 2010, 13:13:23 PM
Hi Anne.
Perhaps one of the restaraunts could do a charity school dinner night with spam fritters on the menu.
By the way Spam does freeze.
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: mercury on July 02, 2010, 15:46:15 PM
I AM  on Calis Carnival Committee.
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: Robw on July 02, 2010, 16:19:32 PM
quote:
Originally posted by pookie

[xx(]  

I remember being forced to eat Spam fritters at school....eewwwk [xx(]:(


When i read Spam i immediately thought of the fritters at School which i loved! :D
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: pookie on July 02, 2010, 16:45:55 PM
aww, think of the lost opportunities.  We could have sat together at lunchtime, you could have had my spam fitters if you'd have let me have your peach cobbler :D
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: Highlander on July 03, 2010, 17:09:21 PM
quote:
Originally posted by mercury

I AM  on Calis Carnival Committee.


:D:D:D
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: nuttybird on July 05, 2010, 11:13:20 AM
Oooh mercury you lucky thing! I love Spam, all though on Slimming World its god knows how many syns! Lol. I would just take it out the tin cut the jelly bits off and sit there and plough through it on its own! oooh I want Spam now!  :) x
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: mercury on July 10, 2010, 09:16:50 AM
Well the Spam has met an untimely end. It has so far been sliced and grilled. Not bad a bit like the old bacon grill. Sandwiched between wholemeal bread with salad and mayonnaise. The rest is sliced into thick slices and thin slices and frozen for future use. Should I find a fantastic to die for recipe I will post it on here. lol.
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: nuttybird on July 12, 2010, 09:34:30 AM
Ooh sounds lovely mercury! I use spam in my carbonaras, lovely alternative to Ham or bacon xxx
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: Mr Pickles on July 12, 2010, 11:10:10 AM
Remember Monty Python :D .................


Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: pookie on July 12, 2010, 12:28:56 PM
:D:D brilliant stuff - I've got it on DVD some where :D:D
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: Rindaloo on July 12, 2010, 14:09:26 PM
Sorry, -couldn't resist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o :D
Title: 8" long Spam tin!!
Post by: Mr Pickles on July 12, 2010, 21:26:57 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Rindaloo

Sorry, -couldn't resist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o :D


Thanks Rindaloo, that got the chuckle muscles going - I haven't seen that for a good few years :D