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Title: No sex since 1955
Post by: birdseye on July 07, 2010, 22:20:04 PM


A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted

by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely

young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the

Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man..  Is

something bothering you?"  

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."  

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks

like you have seen a lot of action."  

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."  

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You

know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the

young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,

but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."  

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious.  You really need to

chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a

private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and

said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his

watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
Title: No sex since 1955
Post by: kenkay on July 07, 2010, 22:53:43 PM
Very good :D like it :D
Title: No sex since 1955
Post by: Highlander on July 07, 2010, 23:05:55 PM
Too near the truth for me Ken although it was 1985 :-\.
Title: No sex since 1955
Post by: tribalelder on July 08, 2010, 05:54:44 AM
My watch does not have a 19.85:D
Title: No sex since 1955
Post by: birdseye on July 13, 2010, 21:33:25 PM
quote:
Originally posted by tribalelder

My watch does not have a 19.85:D



Must be a wind up :D