Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum

General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Old Daffodil on August 21, 2010, 14:21:37 PM

Title: Crocodil e in the English Channel!
Post by: Old Daffodil on August 21, 2010, 14:21:37 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1304772/Crocodile-Channel-France-closes-beaches-huge-beast-spotted.html

I think I will avoid my paddle off Boulogne!:D

Title: Crocodil e in the English Channel!
Post by: Old Daffodil on August 21, 2010, 14:31:11 PM

False alarm :Dhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7957653/Crocodile-sighted-in-English-channel-revealed-to-be-drift-wood.html

Title: Crocodil e in the English Channel!
Post by: KKOB on August 21, 2010, 19:11:45 PM

Wood you believe it ?

Title: Crocodil e in the English Channel!
Post by: Scunner on August 21, 2010, 19:32:16 PM

I was about to but I never make snap decisions

Title: Crocodil e in the English Channel!
Post by: KKOB on August 22, 2010, 00:02:59 AM

A bloke walks into a bar with a crocodile. The barman goes, "You can't bring that animal in here!" But the bloke goes, "Hey, he does tricks. Watch!" He taps on the crocodile's head, and the beast opens its mouth. The bloke unzips his pants, whips out his vulnerable member, and puts it in the crocodile's mouth. Then he taps on the crocodile's head again, and the beast closes its mouth. Everyone in the bar is aghast. The bloke gets his penis out, and he goes, "I'll give 100 bucks to anyone who can do that." Everyone is really, really quiet. Suddenly, a drunk shouts, "I... I think I can do that. But I don't think I can leave my mouth open that long!"