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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Highlander on October 06, 2010, 13:30:06 PM

Title: The results are in
Post by: Highlander on October 06, 2010, 13:30:06 PM
Further to my thread "Big Knockers", I can tell you that the results are in and I can annouce that......

.....OVERLONG PAUSE FOR EFFECT 'A LA' STRICTLY AND OTHERS....

I'm bent and suffering from old age.

I have always had a tendancy towards the first but have asked for a second opinion on the later.

PS Forum members who do not possess a medical degree should refrain from providing that opinion if at all possible.
Title: The results are in
Post by: Jim Fraser on October 06, 2010, 14:57:18 PM
When you say "bent" in what context do you mean?
Title: The results are in
Post by: Colwyn on October 06, 2010, 15:55:36 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Fraser

When you say "bent" in what context do you mean?

In the context of a man who drinks Kahlua (with an accent of the "u").
Title: The results are in
Post by: Highlander on October 06, 2010, 20:17:32 PM
Jim - I don't believe there is anything wrong in getting in touch with my feminine side now and again.
Title: The results are in
Post by: mike A on October 07, 2010, 15:02:21 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Highlander

Jim - I don't believe there is anything wrong in getting in touch with my feminine side now and again.


The last time I tried she slapped me  ;)
Title: The results are in
Post by: Highlander on October 07, 2010, 20:34:44 PM
Jim - I'd better come clean and explain that it's my spine that's bent from Pott's disease.
Title: The results are in
Post by: heather07 on October 07, 2010, 20:43:34 PM
Just looked that up H.  Sounds nasty.  Will you need surgery?
Title: The results are in
Post by: Highlander on October 08, 2010, 17:27:44 PM
My sincere apologies if I've mislead you Heather and anyone else.

The bend in my spine is getting worse as I get older. I did have surgery but many, many years ago and I spent a far length of time in hospital.

That's a very long story, episodes from which I may bore you all with. What I will say for now is that I had some hilarious times in hospital.
Title: The results are in
Post by: Jim Fraser on October 08, 2010, 22:15:59 PM
OK Highlander - I can sympathise with you on that -
Do you get a bit of relief from it when in the heat.
Title: The results are in
Post by: laffa on October 08, 2010, 22:44:25 PM
 :)No Jim, only when he is on heat, :P
hope your feeling good H, see the BP is ok.
Title: The results are in
Post by: Highlander on October 09, 2010, 20:48:39 PM
Laffa for goodness sake behave yourself:D. Thanks for the wishes.

Jim - sadly not really although the odd gin and tonic seemed to help.