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Title: Definitions
Post by: Scunner on October 16, 2010, 20:08:29 PM

I'm overhearing odd conversations between my kids...

(Coming From TV)...and it's hoped that the miners will be discharged from hospital soon"...

Twin 1: "What is discharged?"
Twin 2: "It means they won't have to pay"

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(Coming from TV, Family Fortunes)...Name a domestic pet...

Twin 1: "Why do they say pets are 'domestic'?"
Twin 2: "It means they can stare for a long time without blinking"

Yes, at least the first one has a logic to it.

Title: Definitions
Post by: pookie on October 17, 2010, 13:54:07 PM

could you get an explanation for number 2 please, I'm some what confused by that one !!:D:D

Title: Definitions
Post by: Harmless on October 18, 2010, 08:20:28 AM

Me too

Title: Definitions
Post by: welshbrickie on October 18, 2010, 11:49:39 AM

Why when kids say "cant find it" the parents say where did you lose it????????
And the classic "do you want a smack"??????????????

Title: Definitions
Post by: GordonA on October 18, 2010, 13:42:25 PM

Methinks you are on the wrong thread, Mr. bricklayer!
'Stupid questions' is in a different place on this here Forum,
Gordy. [:o)]

Title: Definitions
Post by: Scunner on October 18, 2010, 13:46:31 PM

Yes I think his post was meant for {A Link to an old CBF topic was here - no longer available}38030